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Stokes's Bristol Nightclub incident in detail (From: The Comeback Summer by Geoff Lemon)

IF YOU’RE LOOKING for a place where misadventure could begin, you can’t go past Mbargo. The nightclub’s streetfront is painted a purple so bright you’ll see it in your dreams. Strings of giant sequins shimmer in the breeze. Its phonically inventive name is spelt in silver letters that climb its three-storey terrace facade. Inside are strips of burning neon, a few booths, floorboards so marinated in drink that they have an ingredients list. Bristol is a student city on England’s south coast crowded with music and nightlife and street art. This is Banksy’s home town, and the tourism board suggests in rather strong terms that ‘you would be a fool not to see his amazing work firsthand’. The same organisation describes Mbargo as ‘intimate’, which is fair for a place where you can catch an STI standing up. Students cram into its modest dimensions while people with names like DJ Klaud battle for billing with £1.50 drink deals over seven sloppy nights a week. To get a sense of the story about to come, consider that it’s the kind of place open until two o’clock on a Monday morning, and that at two o’clock on a Monday morning, Ben Stokes still thought it had closed too early.
The Ashes of 2017–18 had disciplinary bookends. It was after that series that Australia’s two leaders went off the rails in South Africa. It was a few weeks before that Ashes tour that England’s biggest star windmilled his way into his own disaster.
In the early hours of 25 September 2017, Stokes and teammate Alex Hales were barred from re-entering Mbargo after a night out on the piss. A Sunday thrashing of an abject West Indies in an ignored series at the fag-end of the season apparently required ample celebration. After arguing with the bouncer and hanging about at the door for a while, they wandered off to find a casino in the hope of more drinking. They’d barely made it around the corner before getting in the middle of a conflict between four locals. As is said on the internet, it escalated quickly.
The 26 September reporting was bloodless. Withholding names, police stated that a man ‘was arrested on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm’ while another went to hospital with facial injuries. England’s director of cricket Andrew Strauss separately confirmed that Stokes was the arrestee, adding that he had been released without charge and that Hales had gamely offered to ‘help police with their enquiries’. Administrators had a good chance of hiding behind that investigation, and the next day Stokes was named in the upcoming Ashes squad as expected. But that night the video emerged.
Bristol student Max Wilson had shot it on his phone, then offered it to The Sun. What he thought was playing hardball was actually lowball: his opening price of £3000 was snapped up by a tabloid that would have paid ten times that. The Sun went on to make a mint by syndicating the rights worldwide. From a window above the fray, the vision showed six men on the street below performing the muddled choreography of a melee. One was right at the centre of it. One was waving a bottle, one dipped in and out, one tried to calm it. Two others floated around the edges. The central figure was unmistakable: red hair burning even in the streetlight as he launched into a series of blows against two of the men, falling to grapple with them on the ground, then following both across the street, swinging punches the whole way. Hales trailed behind, repeatedly and impotently shouting ‘Stokes! Stop! Stokes! Enough!’ The ECB could fudge issues that existed only in thickets of legalese, but not those captured in moving colour. Stokes was stood down from the next West Indies match, then suspended indefinitely. It emerged that he had broken his hand during the fight, something he’d done twice before while punching objects in dressing rooms.
The response in Australia was fierce: Stokes was a thug, a lowlife, a selection that would disgrace England. It was not entirely coincidental that a ban for England’s best player would be handy for the Aussie team, but there was also a cultural split. In England, plenty of people still minimise pub fights as lads letting off steam. In Australia, heavy media coverage as a succession of young men were killed had inverted that tolerance. The discourse now saw any punch as potentially deadly and accordingly reckless. This was more poignant in a cricket context given that David Hookes, the dashing Test batsman and state coach, was killed in 2004 by a pub bouncer’s fist.
The PR situation was bad for Stokes as details emerged of the injuries to the men he’d hit, and that one was a young war veteran and father. Stokes wasn’t officially removed from the Ashes squad through October but stayed behind when his teammates left, hoping for police to dismiss the matter in time for a late dash to Australia. His annual contract was renewed on the due date in case that came to pass. Then 29 October brought a twist in the tale.
‘Ben Stokes praised by gay couple after defending them from homophobic thugs,’ ran the headline. Kai Barry and Billy O’Connell had emerged. Not entirely out of nowhere: while Stokes had made no public comment, this story in his defence had initially been leaked to TV host Piers Morgan after the fight, as soon as the video appeared. Police body-camera footage played in court would later show that Stokes had given the same story to the arresting officer on the night. But no-one knew the identities of the fifth and sixth men in the video, and police appeals had turned up nothing.
It was The Sun again with the breakthrough. Kai and Billy were perfect for a readership not keen on nuance. ‘We couldn’t believe it when we found out they were famous cricketers. I just thought Ben and Alex were quite hot, fit guys,’ said Kai, who was memorably described as a ‘former House of Fraser sales assistant’. The paper had the pair do a full photo shoot: layering the fake tan, showing off chest waxes, mixing Ralph Lauren and Louis Vuitton into a range of outfits. Their best shot had them standing back to back, heads turned to the camera, in a mirror-image Zoolander moment.
Suddenly The Sun was the England team’s best friend. ‘Their claims could lead to the all-rounder being cleared over the punch-up and freed to play in the First Test in Australia next month,’ it gushed, then gave a tasting platter of quotes: ‘We were so grateful to Ben for stepping in to help. He was a real hero.’ ‘If Ben hadn’t intervened it could have been a lot worse for us.’ ‘We could’ve been in real trouble. Ben was a real gentleman.’ Would it be known forever as Kai and Billy’s Ashes? No. While the Bristol boys provided spin for Stokes’ reputation they didn’t influence the police. With charges still pending there was little choice – not given Strauss had previously sacked Kevin Pietersen for being annoying. Stokes remained suspended through the Ashes and a one-day series in Australia, and lost the vice-captaincy. It was January 2018 before the Crown Prosecution Service laid a charge.
That charge surprisingly came in as affray, a crime that can carry prison time but is classified as ‘a breach of the peace as a result of disorderly conduct’. The men he had punched, Ryan Ali and Ryan Hale, faced the same count, charged as equal participants in a fight rather than Stokes being charged with assaulting them. Alex Hales was not charged, despite being seen in the video to aim several kicks when Ryan Ali was lying on the ground. Given the underwhelming standing of the offence, Stokes was cleared by the ECB to tour New Zealand, and kept playing until his trial in August 2018, which he missed a Test to attend. None of the three defendants would be convicted.
The reasoning behind the charges was never released and was attributed vaguely to ‘CPS lawyers’. The service gave the case to Alison Morgan, a prosecutor of a class known as Treasury Counsel who usually handle serious criminal matters. Morgan had a scheduling clash and never ended up court for the case, but in 2018 and 2019 she would go on to win damages and admissions of libel from The Daily Mail, The Times and The Daily Telegraph variously for incorrectly reporting that she had been responsible for the inadequate and inconsistent charging decisions.
Morgan’s successor on the case was Nicholas Corsellis QC, who on the first day of trial was permitted by the CPS to request two assault charges be added against Stokes. ‘Upon further review,’ claimed a CPS statement, ‘we considered that additional assault charges would also be appropriate.’ This was patent nonsense from the service that eight months earlier had chosen the lesser charge. Any lawyer knows that no judge will allow new charges once a trial has begun, because the defence hasn’t had time to prepare. But such a request could deflect criticism of the prosecution service by technically making the judge the one who disallows the charge.
Working through the story from the trial and the tape is complicated. You had a Ryan and a Ryan, a Hale and a Hales, a Billy and a Barry and a Ben. You had several versions of events as to who knew whom, who was drinking with whom, who had insulted whom and who had merely engaged in ‘banter’, a word that in modern Britain has to do an unconscionable amount of lifting. The reporting had constantly mixed up the Ryans as to who had which injury, who was in hospital, who had played which part in the fight, and whose mum had which stern words to say about it.
Let’s agree that from now Ryan Ali is Ryan One, the firefighter who ended up with a fractured eye socket and a cracked tooth. Ryan Two can be Ryan Hale, the soldier who scored concussion and facial lacerations. Mr Barry and Mr O’Connell are best known per The Sun as Kai and Billy. In scorecard parlance we’ll leave the cricketers as Stokes and Hales.
Amid the confusion, Stokes and his lawyers built his case in a straightforward way. The UK legal definition of affray is ‘if a person threatens or uses unlawful violence or force towards another person, which causes another person of reasonable firmness present at the scene to fear for their safety’. That means it doesn’t account for violence that harms a target, but violence that might frighten a theoretical bystander. The wiggle room for Stokes was with ‘unlawful’, because the charge excuses violence in defending oneself or others.
This interpretation hinged on the beginning of the video, where Ryan One waves a beer bottle about and takes a swing at Kai. The version from Stokes was that he was minding his own business walking down the street when he heard homophobic abuse. He intervened verbally and was threatened verbally by Ryan One – something that Ryan One denied but that couldn’t be proved or disproved. In fear for his safety Stokes had to nullify that threat by bashing Ryan One before it went the other way. He registered Ryan Two in his peripheral vision as another possible threat, and again had only one recourse.
Stokes also had to convince the jury to disregard testimony from Mbargo’s bouncer that he had been looking for a fight. A solid lump of a man, Andrew Cunningham had not enjoyed his patron’s attempts to get back into the club after the bouncer declined an offer of a bribe. ‘He got a bit verbally abusive towards myself. He mentioned my gold teeth and he said I looked like a cunt and I replied, “Thank you very much.” He just looked at me and told me my tattoos were shit and to look at my job.’ Cunningham described these words as coming in ‘a spiteful tone, quite an angry tone’, and said that Stokes still seemed angry as he walked away.
These were details the doorman had nothing to gain by inventing, but each of them Stokes denied. By his own accounting he had drunk a beer at the game and three pints at his hotel, then ‘potentially had some Jägerbombs’ along with half a dozen vodkas at the club. He insisted that after all of this he was not drunk.
If I may take a moment here to call upon the wisdom of experience – a person who cannot definitively say whether they have had any Jägerbombs has definitely had some Jägerbombs. A Jägerbomb is an experience that does not pass one by. Further to that, a person who says they have ‘potentially’ done something has definitely done that thing and doesn’t want to admit it. A person who has had between 15 and 24 standard drinks in one evening is shitfaced. A person who tries to bribe a bouncer £300 – three hundred quid! – to get into Mbargo – Mbargo! – is beyond shitfaced.
If Stokes admitted that he was drunk then the prosecution could say he was out of control. He claimed clear recall of assessing a threat, feeling fear and deciding to protect himself with force. He confidently denied details from the bouncer’s testimony, like using the word ‘cunt’ or mentioning gold teeth. Yet on other details he claimed a ‘significant memory blackout’. He didn’t remember the punch that saw Ryan One taken away by ambulance. He didn’t remember what the Ryans had said to Kai and Billy, only that those words were homophobic. With no head injury, as one of the few people who hadn’t been hit, he had supposedly suffered this memory loss despite being sober.
The version from Kai and Billy was compatible but vague: they had been walking along, they ‘heard … shouts’ of abuse from an unspecified source, then Stokes ‘stepped in’ and thus they avoided possible harm. They claimed to have been bought a drink by Stokes at Mbargo, although CCTV showed them meeting outside. The overall implication from both accounts was that the cricketers had been pals with Kai and Billy, while the Ryans as per The Sun’s headline were a roving band of thugs.
The reality though is that the Ryans were the ones hanging out with Kai and Billy at Mbargo. Police discussed CCTV from inside the club in questioning and at trial. On that footage the four Bristolians bought drinks for one another, danced together, and Kai was noted to have variously touched Ryan Two’s crotch and Ryan One’s buttock. Ryan One told police that all of this was taken lightheartedly and wasn’t a problem. Indeed, when the Ryans called it a night the other two left with them.
This much is clear from footage out the front of Mbargo, which shows Kai and Billy exit the club and start talking with a subdued Hales and a demonstrative Stokes, who are stuck outside. The vision was played in court to determine whether Stokes was antagonistic towards Kai and Billy, as he appears to impersonate them and to throw a lit cigarette their way. More interesting is that after a few minutes the Ryans emerge, and all six actors in the fight video briefly form a prequel in the one frame.
Ryan Two pats Billy on the chest in friendly fashion with his right hand before clapping him on the back with his left. He moves past and does the same to Kai before leaving the shot. Ryan One stops to speak to Kai. They lean in for a moment, talking, then Kai turns and they walk out of frame together. Billy hangs around for a few seconds at the door and then looks after them and races to catch up. Stokes and Hales remain outside the club to remonstrate further with the bouncers. Whatever discord develops around the corner is between four men who left amicably together minutes earlier.
There’s no way to know what caused that friction. If Ryan One did use homophobic slurs, he might have been drunkenly obnoxious for no reason. He might have had an insecure macho response to some extra flirtation. He might have thought unkindness was funny – ‘banter’ once again. Or he might have said something that was misunderstood, as both Ryans insisted in court that they had not used nor had the impulse to use any abusive language.
What clearly didn’t happen was an attack by bigots on random passers-by. This kind of crime is regular enough that an audience understands the horror of it, and this is what was evoked by the public accounts of Stokes, Billy and Kai. All we know is that there was some verbal dispute among the Bristol locals, and that Stokes came along behind them and put himself in the middle of it. Ryan One responded to the interference aggressively and away they went. There are plenty of reasons to look sideways at the idea that Stokes was a saviour. Foremost, neither Kai nor Billy was called upon as witnesses in court. You’d think it would be ideal to have Stokes’ story backed up by those who benefited from his selflessness. But his defence team had developed the impression that the pair had shown a changeable recall of events amid a hard-partying lifestyle, and would be dismantled by the prosecution on the stand.
That raises the question of whether The Sun coached their quotes for the 2017 interview. Despite missing court, Kai and Billy clearly enjoyed the attention. In 2018 after the trial they did a follow-up spread in the same paper about how poor Ben had been mistreated. They got a television spot on Good Morning Britain and glowed about his heroism. In 2019 The Sun wheeled them out once more to say that Stokes should get a knighthood. In 2017 they had ‘never watched cricket’ but by 2019 were supposedly volunteering sentences like, ‘He saved us, now he’s saved the Ashes.’ Whether they were paid for these appearances is not known, but the chance to be famous for a day can be lure enough.
If you find this cynical, consider that on the night in question, the Bristol boys were so deeply moved and thankful for Ben’s intervention that they left him to be arrested and never attempted to find out who he was. Seconds after the video ended, an off-duty policeman reached the scene. You might think that someone grateful to a saviour would speak on his behalf. Instead, said Kai, ‘it all got a bit scary so we walked off. It was too much for me and we went to Quigley’s takeaway for chicken burgers and cheesy chips.’ They didn’t give their hero a thought for over a month while police issued multiple appeals for witnesses.
As for Stokes, he told his arresting officer that ‘his friends’ had been attacked. After three minutes of chat outside a nightclub, these friends were so dear to him that he has never contacted them again: not after the newspaper piece, not after the verdict. He didn’t want to see how they were or thank them for their support. He didn’t mention them by name in his solicitor’s statement after the trial.
The Stokes defence rested on Ryan One’s bottle, which he had carried out of Mbargo to finish a beer, not to use in a Sharks versus Jets amateur production. But once he turned it over to hold it by the neck it became a weapon. Intent and interpretation can change the material nature of things. Part of Stokes’ justification in court was that the bottle implied that the two Ryans might have ‘other weapons’ hidden away. You can understand how a jury could decide that created doubt.
Not being convicted, though, doesn’t give the contents of the video a big green tick. It does not, as his lawyer claimed, vindicate Stokes. Looking in detail, Ryan One is belligerent but his movements telegraph a bluff. Hales is the person he’s gesturing at, but they’re several metres apart when Ryan One cocks his arm ostentatiously, showing off the bottle rather than bracing to swing. He skips forward but Hales skips back and Ryan One doesn’t follow. Kai stretches out an arm to impede Ryan One, who has a drunken stumble, nearly eats pavement, then staggers towards Kai and hits him in the back. That hand is still holding the bottle, but his strike is a side-arm cuff on a soft part of the body. It’s all pretty tame.
This is where Stokes gets involved. Having moved across to protect Hales, he now takes three large steps to run around Kai and booms his first punch at Ryan One. They fall to the ground and the bottle clinks away. Stokes gets to his feet to punch down at the fallen man, while Hales arrives to kick him ineffectively then runs off across the street for some unknown reason. Ice-cream van? Stokes is soon back in the grapple having his shirt pulled up to show off his Durham tan. Ryan Two steps in for the first time to pull Stokes away, prompting a couple more random punches at this new target, then Stokes trips backwards over Ryan One and sprawls in the street. Hales chooses this moment to return and aim some solid kicks at the head of the man on the ground. Nothing so far is a triumph of moral philosophy or the pugilistic arts. But if it all stopped here, perhaps you could say it was somewhere approaching fair. Ryan One has behaved like a turnip and it’s not an entirely unjust world that would give him a whack across the chops. The antagonists have disentangled, Stokes has some distance, it’s time to dust off and go home. Ryan Two steps forward for this purpose with his palm raised in conciliatory style and says, ‘Settle down, stop.’
So Stokes punches him.
It’s roughly his fifth punch overall, and he really winds up into this one. He misses so hard that he stumbles away into the shadows of the shop awnings along the road.
Hales starts shouting for him to stop. Ryan Two backs into the street, still holding his palm up. Stokes closes on him from about five metres away, six large steps, to where Ryan Two is standing on his own. Stokes pushes him a couple of times, as Ryan Two keeps trying to placate him and saying ‘Stop.’ Stokes throws his sixth punch, largely missing as his target ducks.
Ryan Two keeps pulling away and reversing, into the middle of the street now. Stokes follows him, grabbing his sleeve to drag him back. By this point Ryan One has found his feet and walked around behind his friend. Both of them are in the same line of sight for Stokes, and both are backing away. Stokes aims his seventh and his eighth punches, which Ryan Two tries to deflect, as Hales walks up behind Stokes to grab him.
Stokes yanks away from his friend and switches to Ryan One instead, taking seven paces to grab him before throwing his ninth punch of the night. He grabs again; Ryan One blocks that arm and pushes himself back away from Stokes. Ryan Two again intercedes, putting himself between the two with his palms up and his arm extended.
Stokes throws his tenth punch, a right-hander at the face of Ryan Two, then shoves him backwards. Ryan Two backs away once more, four paces. Stokes follows, steadies, lines up, then launches his strongest punch yet, his eleventh, a proper right hook from a solid base, one that cracks across the man’s head and gives him concussion. Ryan Two ends up flat on his back in the middle of the street, his hands still outstretched for a moment in useless protest until they twitch and drop to the blacktop.
Stokes isn’t done. He once more shoves away the restraining Hales and follows Ryan One, who keeps backing away saying, ‘Alright, alright, alright.’ Five more paces from Stokes before another blow at the man’s head. Kai and Billy are now standing over the poleaxed Ryan Two. The video ends, but seconds later Stokes will punch Ryan One hard enough to knock him out too, before off-duty cop Andrew Spure arrives on the scene to bring down the curtain. When the body-camera footage kicks in some minutes later, Stokes is in handcuffs but Ryan One is still laid out in the street. Ryan Two has regained consciousness, folded his shirt under his friend’s head and is asking police for an ambulance.
‘At this point, I felt vulnerable and frightened. I was concerned for myself and others.’ This was how Stokes described that sequence to the court. An elite athlete with years of gym work and training to snap a bat through the line of a ball with astounding power and precision, swinging fists as hard as he can at men with none of those advantages. Punching so hard that he breaks his hand, and repeatedly shoving away a friend so he can punch some more. Frightened and threatened by two targets shouting ‘Get back!’ and ‘Stop!’
The off-duty officer testified that Stokes ‘seemed to be the main aggressor or was progressing forward trying to get to’ Ryan One, who was ‘trying to back away or get away from the situation’. The student who filmed the video can be heard on the tape at one stage exclaiming ‘Fuck!’ and testified that it was because ‘I felt a little bit sorry about the lad that had been punched and it looked like he had his hands up’. That tallied with the prosecutor’s depiction of ‘a sustained episode of significant violence that left onlookers shocked at what was taking place’.
The defendant stuck to his strategy. ‘No, my sole focus was to protect myself.’ All up, in the 33 seconds of footage after he falls over, Stokes takes 35 steps forward to keep hitting two men who keep trying to get away. Not once is he hit back.
After the verdict, Stokes’ solicitor positioned him as the victim. It had been ‘an eleven-month ordeal for Ben … The jury’s decision fairly reflects the truth of what happened that night … He was minding his own business … It was only when others came under threat that Ben became physically engaged. The steps that he took were solely aimed at ensuring the safety of himself and the others present …’ The statement was impossibly self-righteous and self-absorbed.
If there was anyone to feel sorry for it was Ryan Hale, the second of our two Ryans. He’s the one who emerged from the club with a friendly arm around the shoulder for Kai and Billy. He’s the one who interposed himself to end the fight, then kept putting himself back in the firing line, trying to calm an intimidating stranger while dodging blows. For his show of restraint he got laid out regardless, concussed in the street, then was issued a criminal charge equal to that of the man who hit him, and described in national media as a violent bigot in an untested story to support that man’s defence.
Lawyers for Ryan Two made a more convincing post-trial statement, noting that Kai and Billy, ‘neither of whom were relied upon by the prosecution or the defence team for Mr Stokes, have taken the opportunity to speak with various media outlets about the alleged homophobic abuse that they received in the early hours of September 25. Mr Hale has passionately denied this allegation throughout the course of this case,’ it continued.
‘It is upsetting to Mr Hale that although he was acquitted, the accusation that he was the author of such abuse remains. Both Mr Hale and Mr Ali were knocked unconscious by Mr Stokes, and although Mr Stokes has been acquitted of an affray, Mr Hale struggles with the reasons why the Crown Prosecution Service did not treat him as a victim of an unlawful assault.’Good question. Avon and Somerset police were the investigating force, and they were frustrated by the decision. Ryan Two was filmed clearly not hurting anyone, but police were instructed by the CPS to proceed with a charge. Hales (the cricketer) was filmed fighting but ‘a decision was made at a senior level of the CPS’ not to proceed. Police expected Stokes to be charged with assault but the CPS declined. It doesn’t take a wild cynic to think that placing the same lukewarm charge on three men for vastly divergent behaviour might ensure that none would be convicted, even as the trial would maintain the pretence that a defendant of influential standing had not been given a free pass.
A couple of years down the line, the original interview with Kai and Billy has disappeared. All traces have been scrubbed from The Sun website, its social media history, and even from the Wayback Machine internet archive. Given its headline of ‘homophobic thugs’ and text that names Ryan Two but not Ryan One, the libel liability isn’t hard to spot. Later interviews with Kai and Billy take the passive voice – they ‘suffered homophobic slurs outside a Bristol nightclub’.
The article that was once claimed to exonerate brave Ben Stokes now links only to a missing content page, with a picture of a dropped ice-cream cone and the phrase ‘legal removal’ inserted into the web URL. In terms of consequences, Stokes missed one tour. When he resumed his career in January 2018, the Australians hadn’t yet ruined theirs. Their year-long bans looked much more stringent. But the Stokes case dragged on in other ways. With no criminal liability, the Australians confessed promptly enough for the sporting world to give them the full length of the lash. Their situation was ugly but there was closure. Stokes got stuck in legal stasis, unable to be fully backed or condemned. Instead his issue was always present, a browser full of open tabs that the ECB swore they would read any day now.
Through 2018 Stokes was back but he wasn’t back, in the sunglasses and finger-guns sense. In his return one-day series he nearly cost England a match with 39 from 73 balls in Wellington. His first Test hit was a duck as England got rolled in Auckland for 58. At Trent Bridge while Stokes was injured, England posted a world record 481 against Australia. With Stokes three weeks later at the same ground they made 268. He crawled to 50 from 103, the second-slowest any Englishman had reached that milestone in 20 years. That span covered Alastair Cook’s whole career. It was apologetic batting, acting out responsibility via the scorecard. Stokes was creeping back into the team like he’d been kicked out in a blazing row and was hoping to tip-toe to the sofa.
It was December 2018 before the ECB disciplinary committee ruled on him and Hales. In a ‘remarkable coincidence’, wrote Simon Heffer in The Telegraph, ‘the punishment both players faced in terms of bans from playing at international level was covered by the amount of games they had already missed when dropped by England’s selectors, in the furore that followed the incident’. The verdict compounded the omissions around the case by not addressing the violence at its heart. Nor did Stokes, apologising only ‘to my team-mates, coaches and support staff’, and then ‘to England supporters and to the public for bringing the game into disrepute’.
The implicit next step was to rebuild that reputation. It might have been easier had his court defence not meant that he wasn’t game to admit any fault at all. It might have been easier if he or his advisers had been willing to change tack once the trial was done. Imagine a world where Stokes had stood outside court and apologised for overreacting, for the injuries he’d caused, and for the time and energy he had sucked out of other people’s lives. That would have been a show of responsibility beyond a scorecard. When the time came around to assess forgiveness, it might have meant forgiveness was deserved.
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D100(or more)Non-Violent Quests

Hey, so my old account got compromised and due to some issues I couldn’t fix it. So I’m reposting from where I left off. Feel free to suggest more than 100 since we were nearly there anyway.
  1. Convince a loan shark to forgive a mans debt
  2. Helping a poor lad win a race so that he can win the heart of his crush.
  3. Babysit for a friendly fey power-couple whose magically-gifted children love playing games like "the floor is made of lava," "don't let the balloon touch the ground," and "freeze tag."
  4. Light all the sacred shrine lanterns along a deserted mountain trail.
  5. Investigate the site of a meteor crash in the deep woods.
  6. Track down a cow that broke free from the herd and return it to the farmer (alive)
  7. convince someones child not to become a soldie adventurer.
  8. Convince someone's parents that they should allow their child to be a soldier or adventurer.
  9. Take a lesson from a BARD and make a performance.
  10. Use your spells to aide in a Play or performance.
  11. Look into strange happenings around town. (It's just restless kids/ teens playing pranks)
  12. Take some food/ supplies to the orphanage outside of town.
  13. Help gather food for the upcoming celebratory feast (fruit from the orchard, grain or vegetables from the fields, herbs and mushrooms from the forest, etc. Choose what makes most sense in your setting)
  14. Harvest honey from a certain beehive with the sweetest honey. The bees there are notoriously ornery.
  15. Gather rare medicinal herbs to help the local healer brew a salve for Little Timmy who's sick.
  16. The town's blacksmith has broken his arm. Figure out a way to keep the town supplied until he's back on his feet.
  17. An NPC's party is a total snooze fest. Liven it up. Let your players interpret that as they wish...
  18. Negotiate with the local kobold tribe over mining rights and dues.
  19. Spy on the populace for a local lord, to find the insurrectionists.
  20. Convince a proud weapon smith to make plow shares, instead of his legendary blades. (The blades end up sentient and cursed after so many battles.)
  21. Infiltrate a thieves guild, to unmask the new “Puppet Master.”
  22. Rebuild a home destroyed by bandits
  23. Help a local cleric move a sofa
  24. Re-light a signal fire on top of a mountain
  25. Participate in a talent show
  26. Challenge the village bullies to a game of basketball
  27. Deliver secret letters for two star crossed lovers from rival houses.
  28. Solve the murder mystery.
  29. Find the elven queen and get magical soil and seeds to heal the recently cleaned blighted forest.
  30. Win a tournament of carnival games.
  31. Win a pokecard/dice tournament.
  32. Deliver a love letter.
  33. Take a group to the school prom.
  34. Fix up a bunch of broken items in the shopkeeper’s place.
  35. Be a member of the jury for a very grey case
  36. Set up trade agreements between competing guilds to help alleviate the amount of sabotage in the business.
  37. Train a group of guards in how to anticipate the often unpredictable actions of adventurers.
  38. Host a support group for "I think my child might be turning evil"
  39. Resolve a miner’s strike for the local magistrate.
  40. Save a servant’s job by finding the missing silver and prove she didn’t pilfer it.
  41. Raise funds from the tight-fisted local aristocracy to build an orphanage for the children orphaned by the recent war, to which the local aristocracy was heavily called upon to financially support by the Baron/Duchess/Queen, etc.
  42. Perform a puppet show for the children of a fey court to keep them entertained and out of mischief while their parents/guardians attend court.
  43. Collect living magical beasts for the local Countess’s Mystical Menagerie.
  44. Take the Baroness’s teenage son on a “heroic adventure” as he is enamored with adventurers and longs for an epic quest, but is socially awkward, bad with weapons, clumsy, and so far unable to learn even cantrips. They are forbidden from placing him in front of any real threat. Do they put on a completely faux adventure or attempt to build his confidence and teach him skills?
  45. Prove the innocence of a man accused of theft of a noble's jewels
  46. Find a way to repair a large windmill that helps drive the town
  47. Put on a play for a group of orphans after the local actor troupe quit
  48. Interview witnesses of a possible murder
  49. Interview applicants for the job of henchman
  50. Get alchemical supplies for healing potions to a remote town dealing with a disease outbreak
  51. Deal with a noble's son bullying and throwing his weight around
  52. Plan security for a festival. They have to be careful, too tight and it's no fun. Too loose, and it can get out of hand. Include different areas where things can go wrong (party boats, shooting range, stuff for kids in the morning).
  53. A local orphanage is going to be shut down. The only way to keep it open is to win the cash prize at the local talent show/battle of the bands.
  54. A series of combat fake-outs where a siege turns out to be a festival, but the party needs to convince them to clear a path from the front gate. Then some marauders attack but it turns out they're just larping, but they are still bothering travelers, etc.
  55. Help Catsy Cline the tabaxi farmer do chores around her farm with lots of unusual creatures.
  56. Help a group of mourners put on a funeral. You'll need to play music and cater food.
  57. Try to beat the Fairy Godfather at a casino game to win a magic item.
  58. A woman's flock of prize chickens were spooked away by last night's storm. They look to be a different breed than most other chickens in the area. Help her round them up safe and sound and she'll give you a warm meal and a small reward.
  59. A young boy asks for help to find his runaway family dog. He gives you a shabby old blanket covered in fur and tells you it was her favorite. Under the smudges of mud and dead leaves, you notice finely embroidered clothes that suggest that he comes from a wealthy family.
  60. A performer who was supposed to make an appearance at the tavern the party is staying at hasn't shown up yet. Either find them or stall for time so the crowd doesn't get bored!
  61. A house party in the city has been getting lots of noise complaints. Break it up and send the drunk guests home.
  62. A little girl's direcat got stuck in a tree.
  63. A wizard's familiar is going on strike. Apparently it doesn't like dying so much.
  64. Find a very small lost item.
  65. Be bodyguards for someone who just wants them for the prestige. They are incredibly irritating but under no threat of violence.
  66. Retrieve a blink dog or semi intangible animal.
  67. Write a diplomatic letter for an inept ruler to prevent disaster.
  68. Help out local farmers before the first frost rolls in.
  69. Babysit a powerfully magical infant.
  70. Rescue a cat from a giant magical tree (its near the top)
  71. Find and bring back a child lost in a maze (the maze changes and uses illusions)
  72. Fill in for some performers who are unavailable (sick, hurt, left). Could be a play, stunts, music, etc. (lots of role playing, write an outline of challenges they'll encounter during it)
  73. Help someone find a loophole in a contact with a demon / fey
  74. Gather rare ingredients for a particular perfume, poison, or potion for an alchemist.
  75. Help the local blacksmith with their next armor piece.
  76. Baby sit a bunch of old time adventures with dementia. Their class abilities are still intact, they're just senile.
  77. Someone seeks help in solving a magical puzzle box they inherited from a family member.
  78. Plant some false information, either by rumour, or in letter form. Make sure the correct people learn this information. Bonuses for making them believe it comes from an enemy of theirs, not the player, and is supposed to be secret.
  79. Help a local chef win a cook off by gathering his necessary exotic ingredients (marketplace, dark market, going and getting them yourself from the wilderness)
  80. Go with a dragon studies professor to study a dragon's habits.
  81. A changling has a sword pulled on them by their friends after telling them they're a changling.
  82. Declog a sewer pipe in the sewers beneath the city. There is a homeless werebeaver living there that is unknowingly building a dam, causing the blockage, during full moons.
  83. Track down a cowardly sentient ooze with a magic item.
  84. Win a poetry competition in a cave of intelligent pacifist orcs
  85. Help a lone forest dweller unblock the mountain path from storm debris
  86. Help an astral dragon return to its home plane.
  87. Help with rebuilding an intricate shrine so the settlement it's built around can receive the blessing of its god(s) once more. Proper reconstruction probably requires it to be partly made of rare materials using exotic techniques.
  88. Help the festival planners in preventing an important festival competition/election/nomination from being rigged.
  89. Accompany a famous explorer(s) as they seek to catalog new sights with the aid of 'fresh yet experienced perspectives'.
  90. Rescue a merchant caravan trapped in a stormy mountain pass.
  91. Tutor a newborn demigodlike being in mortal matters, so that it can blend in with the mortal family it is raised with.
  92. Help the local government investigate and assess candidates for an office of high esteem, requiring specific traits e.g. unwavering loyalty, honesty, a propensity for pragmatism, etc.
  93. Bring a renowned artist to somewhere they've never been so they can become inspired once more.
  94. One of the locals owns a hyperactive blink dog as a pet. Recently they hurt their leg so need someone to take it for a walk. WCGW.
  95. Recover several missing sandbags and get them to the town before the coming storm.
  96. Be lab rats for a potion maker
  97. Cooking contest
  98. Help out with a concert by a traveling bard by doing behind the scenes stuff
  99. Be actors in a play
  100. Help extinguish a large fire
  101. Give a lecture on adventuring to some students
  102. Find a way to open a mysterious old door that's been locked for centuries.
  103. Retrieve a bunch of magical animals for a wizard
  104. Broker a peace treaty between two warring kingdoms.
  105. Help a lost child find their parents.
  106. Rehabilitate a criminal seeking redemption back into society.
  107. Fix the town's well
  108. Mend the relationship of two old friends who were partners in a vital business to the village
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The problem with Trump

My biggest issue with Trump is probably the fact that he has had no prior political experience, went bankrupt 6 times and has many failed businesses, paid off a porn star to keep quiet, has over 24 harassment allegations, has had 2 articles of impeachment drafted against him, illegally contacted Ukraine to help him win re-election, has the most hours of golfing over any president, has done nothing to help our dying climate, botched the coronavirus response because he called it a hoax by the democrats instead of acting quicker, has never had an approval rating of over 45 percent, the whole Central Park 5 incident, thinks climate change is a Chinese hoax, told POC to go back to where they came from, throws meltdowns on Twitter, constantly retweets himself agreeing with himself, has had tweets flagged for misinformation, signed an executive bill regarding Twitter after his feelings got hurt, has increased our debt, hasn’t pulled out of any wars, abandoned the Kurds, is really fat with a spray tan, has US pride at an all time low, has 10 cases of obstruction of justice per the Mueller report, used George Floyd as an excuse to brag about job numbers, wanted to use violence against peaceful protestors, has done nothing to solve the wealth gap or poverty rate, has increased our debt, is fat and has an ugly spray tan, said he would date his own daughter, talked about fake treatments during a corona press conference, used to be an anti-vaxxer, violated an official weather map with a fucking sharpie, all the shit in john Bolton’s book, said that cases would disappear if testing stopped, has a Vice President that can’t say “black lives matter” only “all lives matter”, falsely claimed there’s an AIDS vaccine, loves himself but has little empathy for others, is a complete asshole to reporters, made fun of someone disabled, the “grab by the pussy” thing, wanted to nuke a hurricane, thinks windmills cause cancer, has told over 19,000 false claims, talked more about him on a ramp than George Floyd, wants burning the flag to be a crime, called the coronavirus the kung flu, and has done nothing to help the average American.
Also the fact that he’s a lying, unqualified, draft dodging, gold star family disrespecting, POW attacking, US General insulting, racist, sexist, vulgar, confirmed sexual assaulting, trillion dollars to the rich tax cutting, own daughter creeping, wife cheating with a porn star after birth of son and paying her off to influence a presidential election, $413 million dollar inheritance getting, teen pageant dressing room invading, baby and mother separating, breast feeding mother shaming, fat-shaming while being fat, 17 women accusing him of sexual assaulting, accusers are not attractive enough for him to assault implying, university student defrauding, bankrupt casino causing, kids cancer charity stealing, taped detailed accusation of rape of a minor having, wife-beating, popular vote losing, anti-vaxxing, Christianity-faking, publicist impersonating, tax dodging, friends’ wives pursuing, impeached, foreign aid bribing, 1/3 of the presidency golf playing, free press assaulting, Hannity coordinating, Cambridge Analytica using, Ivanka is a “piece of ass” approving, loan application asset inflating, historically low polling, college achievement faking, unqualified judge appointing, unqualified cabinet member appointing, foreign influence on our election welcoming, tax release avoiding, birther conspiracy spreading, Ukraine ambassador targeting, Russian money taking, Kurdish ally abandoning, soldier brain injury downplaying, full morning “executive time” taking, Epstein befriending, Putin bowing, Kim Jong Un praising, North Korean general saluting, US intelligence denying, tallest building in lower Manhattan after 9/11 boasting, congress obstructing, nuclear non-proliferation deal ending, Justice obstructing, unqualified daughter and son-in-law appointing, healthcare cut targeting, pedophile candidate supporting, trump tower Moscow denying, mail-bomber inspiring, 4 out of top 5 largest protests in US history causing, green energy stifling, clean water regulation destroying, healthy school lunch ending, climate change denying, congressional and judicial branch attacking, economy does better under democrats saying, Goldman Sachs appointing, food stamp removing, emissions standards lowering, press conference avoiding, emoluments clause breaking, longest govt shutdown record holding, Saudi Arabia nuclear tech selling, golf cheating, time magazine cover faking, El Paso mass shooter inspiring, paying legal bills for roughing up protestors promising, killed soldier “knew what he signed up for” saying, pardon abusing, scumbag.
Sources:
• ⁠lying, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/12/16/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/ • ⁠unqualified, https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/11/13587532/donald-trump-no-experience • ⁠draft dodging, https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/12/27/trump-vietnam-war-bone-spur-diagnosis/2420475002/ • ⁠gold star family disrespecting, https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/31/us/politics/donald-trump-khizr-khan-wife-ghazala.html • ⁠POW attacking, https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/18/424169549/trump-lashes-out-at-mccain-i-like-people-who-werent-captured • ⁠US General insulting, https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/01/17/trump-blasted-top-military-generals-as-a-bunch-of-dopes-and-babies-according-to-new-book/ • ⁠racist, https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/06/trump-racism-comments/588067/ • ⁠sexist, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50563106 • ⁠vulgar, https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/08/us/donald-trump-tape-transcript.html • ⁠confirmed sexual assaulting, https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/08/us/donald-trump-tape-transcript.html • ⁠trillion dollars to the rich tax cutting, https://budget.house.gov/publications/publication/gop-tax-law-showers-benefits-wealthy-and-large-corporations-while • ⁠own daughter creeping, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html • ⁠wife cheating with a porn star after birth of son and paying her off to influence a presidential election, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43334326 • ⁠$413 million dollar inheritance getting, https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2018/10/04/the-new-york-times-revealed-how-fred-trump-funneled-413-million-to-his-son-donald-will-that-change-american-opinion/ • ⁠teen pageant dressing room invading, https://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/article/2016/oct/18/allegations-about-donald-trump-and-miss-teen-usa-c/ • ⁠baby and mother separating, https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/14/the-weekly/trump-immigration-border-separation-family.html • ⁠breast feeding mother shaming, https://www.parents.com/baby/all-about-babies/fighting-words-donald-trump-called-a-breastfeeding-mom-disgusting/ • ⁠fat-shaming while being fat, http://nymag.com/intelligence2019/08/trump-fat-shames-own-supporter-frank-dawson-new-hampshire-rally.html • ⁠17 women accusing him of sexual assaulting, https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/list-trumps-accusers-allegations-sexual-misconduct/story?id=51956410 • ⁠accusers are not attractive enough for him to assault implying, https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/10/donald-trump-insults-accusers-ugly • ⁠university student defrauding, https://abcnews.go.com/US/judge-finalizes-25-million-settlement-victims-donald-trumps/story?id=54347237 • ⁠bankrupt casino causing, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2016/live-updates/general-election/real-time-fact-checking-and-analysis-of-the-first-presidential-debate/fact-check-has-trump-declared-bankruptcy-four-or-six-times/ • ⁠kids cancer charity stealing, https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexande2019/12/23/best-stories-of-the-decade-how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/ • ⁠taped detailed accusation of rape of a minor having, https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/06/23/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit/ • ⁠wife-beating, https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women • ⁠popular vote losing, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-lost-popular-vote-hillary-clinton-us-election-president-history-a7470116.html • ⁠anti-vaxxing, https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/449525268529815552?lang=en • ⁠Christianity-faking, https://www.kentucky.com/opinion/op-ed/article216494035.html • ⁠publicist impersonating, https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/05/13/donald-trump-people-magazine-washington/84333614/ • ⁠tax dodging, https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/2/17929774/donald-trump-tax-evasion-fred-trump-new-york-times • ⁠friends’ wives pursuing, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-sex-friends-wives-are-book-claims-true-michael-wolff-fire-fury-white-house-bannon-a8142011.html • ⁠impeached, https://time.com/5552679/impeached-presidents/ • ⁠foreign aid bribing, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49800181 • ⁠1/3 of the presidency golf playing, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/12/30/nearly-third-days-hes-been-president-trumps-visited-trump-branded-property/ • ⁠free press assaulting, https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/29/18037894/donald-trump-twitter-media-enemy-pittsburgh • ⁠Hannity coordinating, https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emmaloop/sean-hannity-trump-allies-mueller-memos-fox-news • ⁠Cambridge Analytica using, https://www.wired.com/story/what-did-cambridge-analytica-really-do-for-trumps-campaign/ • ⁠Ivanka is a “piece of ass” approving, https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376 • ⁠loan application asset inflating, https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/27/business/donald-trump-buffalo-bills-deutsche-bank.html • ⁠historically low polling, https://theweek.com/speedreads/890683/trumps-approval-rating-pace-lowest-ever-among-independents-gallup-poll-shows • ⁠college achievement faking, https://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherrim/2019/02/28/heres-why-donald-trump-doesnt-want-anyone-to-know-his-grades-or-sat-scores/ • ⁠unqualified judge appointing, https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/confirmation-expected-for-another-unqualified-trump-judge-pick • ⁠unqualified cabinet member appointing, https://www.latimes.com/local/education/la-me-eli-broad-opposes-devos-20170201-story.html
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D100 Non-Violent Quests

  1. Convince a loan shark to forgive a mans debt
  2. Helping a poor lad win a race so that he can win the heart of his crush.
  3. Babysit for a friendly fey power-couple whose magically-gifted children love playing games like "the floor is made of lava," "don't let the balloon touch the ground," and "freeze tag."
  4. Light all the sacred shrine lanterns along a deserted mountain trail.
  5. Investigate the site of a meteor crash in the deep woods.
  6. Track down a cow that broke free from the herd and return it to the farmer (alive)
  7. convince someones child not to become a soldie adventurer.
  8. Convince someone's parents that they should allow their child to be a soldier or adventurer.
  9. Take a lesson from a BARD and make a performance.
  10. Use your spells to aide in a Play or performance.
  11. Look into strange happenings around town. (It's just restless kids/ teens playing pranks)
  12. Take some food/ supplies to the orphanage outside of town.
  13. Help gather food for the upcoming celebratory feast (fruit from the orchard, grain or vegetables from the fields, herbs and mushrooms from the forest, etc. Choose what makes most sense in your setting)
  14. Harvest honey from a certain beehive with the sweetest honey. The bees there are notoriously ornery.
  15. Gather rare medicinal herbs to help the local healer brew a salve for Little Timmy who's sick.
  16. The town's blacksmith has broken his arm. Figure out a way to keep the town supplied until he's back on his feet.
  17. An NPC's party is a total snooze fest. Liven it up. Let your players interpret that as they wish...
  18. Negotiate with the local kobold tribe over mining rights and dues.
  19. Spy on the populace for a local lord, to find the insurrectionists.
  20. Convince a proud weapon smith to make plow shares, instead of his legendary blades. (The blades end up sentient and cursed after so many battles.)
  21. Infiltrate a thieves guild, to unmask the new “Puppet Master.”
  22. Rebuild a home destroyed by bandits
  23. Help a local cleric move a sofa
  24. Re-light a signal fire on top of a mountain
  25. Participate in a talent show
  26. Challenge the village bullies to a game of basketball
  27. Deliver secret letters for two star crossed lovers from rival houses.
  28. Solve the murder mystery.
  29. Find the elven queen and get magical soil and seeds to heal the recently cleaned blighted forest.
  30. Win a tournament of carnival games.
  31. Win a pokecard/dice tournament.
  32. Deliver a love letter.
  33. Take a group to the school prom.
  34. Fix up a bunch of broken items in the shopkeeper’s place.
  35. Be a member of the jury for a very grey case
  36. Set up trade agreements between competing guilds to help alleviate the amount of sabotage in the business.
  37. Train a group of guards in how to anticipate the often unpredictable actions of adventurers.
  38. Host a support group for "I think my child might be turning evil"
  39. Resolve a miner’s strike for the local magistrate.
  40. Save a servant’s job by finding the missing silver and prove she didn’t pilfer it.
  41. Raise funds from the tight-fisted local aristocracy to build an orphanage for the children orphaned by the recent war, to which the local aristocracy was heavily called upon to financially support by the Baron/Duchess/Queen, etc.
  42. Perform a puppet show for the children of a fey court to keep them entertained and out of mischief while their parents/guardians attend court.
  43. Collect living magical beasts for the local Countess’s Mystical Menagerie.
  44. Take the Baroness’s teenage son on a “heroic adventure” as he is enamored with adventurers and longs for an epic quest, but is socially awkward, bad with weapons, clumsy, and so far unable to learn even cantrips. They are forbidden from placing him in front of any real threat. Do they put on a completely faux adventure or attempt to build his confidence and teach him skills?
  45. Prove the innocence of a man accused of theft of a noble's jewels
  46. Find a way to repair a large windmill that helps drive the town
  47. Put on a play for a group of orphans after the local actor troupe quit
  48. Interview witnesses of a possible murder
  49. Interview applicants for the job of henchman
  50. Get alchemical supplies for healing potions to a remote town dealing with a disease outbreak
  51. Deal with a noble's son bullying and throwing his weight around
  52. Plan security for a festival. They have to be careful, too tight and it's no fun. Too loose, and it can get out of hand. Include different areas where things can go wrong (party boats, shooting range, stuff for kids in the morning).
  53. A local orphanage is going to be shut down. The only way to keep it open is to win the cash prize at the local talent show/battle of the bands.
  54. A series of combat fake-outs where a siege turns out to be a festival, but the party needs to convince them to clear a path from the front gate. Then some marauders attack but it turns out they're just larping, but they are still bothering travelers, etc.
  55. Help Catsy Cline the tabaxi farmer do chores around her farm with lots of unusual creatures.
  56. Help a group of mourners put on a funeral. You'll need to play music and cater food.
  57. Try to beat the Fairy Godfather at a casino game to win a magic item.
  58. A woman's flock of prize chickens were spooked away by last night's storm. They look to be a different breed than most other chickens in the area. Help her round them up safe and sound and she'll give you a warm meal and a small reward.
  59. A young boy asks for help to find his runaway family dog. He gives you a shabby old blanket covered in fur and tells you it was her favorite. Under the smudges of mud and dead leaves, you notice finely embroidered clothes that suggest that he comes from a wealthy family.
  60. A performer who was supposed to make an appearance at the tavern the party is staying at hasn't shown up yet. Either find them or stall for time so the crowd doesn't get bored!
  61. A house party in the city has been getting lots of noise complaints. Break it up and send the drunk guests home.
  62. A little girl's direcat got stuck in a tree.
  63. A wizard's familiar is going on strike. Apparently it doesn't like dying so much.
  64. Find a very small lost item.
  65. Be bodyguards for someone who just wants them for the prestige. They are incredibly irritating but under no threat of violence.
  66. Retrieve a blink dog or semi intangible animal.
  67. Write a diplomatic letter for an inept ruler to prevent disaster.
  68. Help out local farmers before the first frost rolls in.
  69. Babysit a powerfully magical infant.
  70. Rescue a cat from a giant magical tree (its near the top)
  71. Find and bring back a child lost in a maze (the maze changes and uses illusions)
  72. Fill in for some performers who are unavailable (sick, hurt, left). Could be a play, stunts, music, etc. (lots of role playing, write an outline of challenges they'll encounter during it)
  73. Help someone find a loophole in a contact with a demon / fey
  74. Gather rare ingredients for a particular perfume, poison, or potion for an alchemist.
  75. Help the local blacksmith with their next armor piece.
  76. Baby sit a bunch of old time adventures with dementia. Their class abilities are still intact, they're just senile.
  77. Someone seeks help in solving a magical puzzle box they inherited from a family member.
  78. Plant some false information, either by rumour, or in letter form. Make sure the correct people learn this information. Bonuses for making them believe it comes from an enemy of theirs, not the player, and is supposed to be secret.
  79. Help a local chef win a cook off by gathering his necessary exotic ingredients (marketplace, dark market, going and getting them yourself from the wilderness)
  80. Go with a dragon studies professor to study a dragon's habits.
  81. A changling has a sword pulled on them by their friends after telling them they're a changling.
  82. Declog a sewer pipe in the sewers beneath the city. There is a homeless werebeaver living there that is unknowingly building a dam, causing the blockage, during full moons.
  83. Track down a cowardly sentient ooze with a magic item.
  84. Win a poetry competition in a cave of intelligent pacifist orcs
  85. Help a lone forest dweller unblock the mountain path from storm debris
  86. Help an astral dragon return to its home plane.
  87. Help with rebuilding an intricate shrine so the settlement it's built around can receive the blessing of its god(s) once more. Proper reconstruction probably requires it to be partly made of rare materials using exotic techniques.
  88. Help the festival planners in preventing an important festival competition/election/nomination from being rigged.
  89. Accompany a famous explorer(s) as they seek to catalog new sights with the aid of 'fresh yet experienced perspectives'.
  90. Rescue a merchant caravan trapped in a stormy mountain pass.
  91. Tutor a newborn demigodlike being in mortal matters, so that it can blend in with the mortal family it is raised with.
  92. Help the local government investigate and assess candidates for an office of high esteem, requiring specific traits e.g. unwavering loyalty, honesty, a propensity for pragmatism, etc.
  93. Bring a renowned artist to somewhere they've never been so they can become inspired once more.
  94. One of the locals owns a hyperactive blink dog as a pet. Recently they hurt their leg so need someone to take it for a walk. WCGW.
  95. Recover several missing sandbags and get them to the town before the coming storm.
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Default English word list

Alright so, I took the default database from there https://skribbliohints.github.io/ and with the help of html, I extracted the words to a list separated by commas. It's useful when you want to translate those words into your native language.
Word of advice, when using google translate, do not put all words at once there, it can rapidly worsen the translation.
(And there is a last thing. Their algorithm of picking only custom words is not working really good, at least for me. Meaning that I often get duplicates, despite having a list this big and without duplicates. I'm still trying to find some solution to this, so if somebody is experiencing this as well, share the knowledge please, I will do the same.)
SOLUTION: Thanks for the reply from PepegaWR who identified the cause. I also tested it and there seems to be a custom words limit of 5000 characters. The easiest way in my opinion is to shuffle the words before each session to minimize the impact. Also thanks to the flynger who had the same idea before me :)
Finally, here it is, enjoy the scribbling ^^ :

ABBA, AC/DC, Abraham Lincoln, Adidas, Africa, Aladdin, America, Amsterdam, Android, Angelina Jolie, Angry Birds, Antarctica, Anubis, Apple, Argentina, Asia, Asterix, Atlantis, Audi, Australia, BMW, BMX, Bambi, Band-Aid, Barack Obama, Bart Simpson, Batman, Beethoven, Bible, Big Ben, Bill Gates, Bitcoin, Black Friday, Bomberman, Brazil, Bruce Lee, Bugs Bunny, Canada, Capricorn, Captain America, Cat Woman, Cerberus, Charlie Chaplin, Chewbacca, China, Chinatown, Christmas, Chrome, Chuck Norris, Colosseum, Cookie Monster, Crash Bandicoot, Creeper, Croatia, Cuba, Cupid, DNA, Daffy Duck, Darwin, Darwin Watterson, Deadpool, Dexter, Discord, Donald Duck, Donald Trump, Dora, Doritos, Dracula, Dumbo, Earth, Easter, Easter Bunny, Egypt, Eiffel tower, Einstein, Elmo, Elon Musk, Elsa, Eminem, England, Europe, Excalibur, Facebook, Family Guy, Fanta, Ferrari, Finn, Finn and Jake, Flash, Florida, France, Frankenstein, Fred Flintstone, Gandalf, Gandhi, Garfield, Germany, God, Goofy, Google, Great Wall, Greece, Green Lantern, Grinch, Gru, Gumball, Happy Meal, Harry Potter, Hawaii, Hello Kitty, Hercules, Hollywood, Home Alone, Homer Simpson, Hula Hoop, Hulk, Ikea, India, Intel, Ireland, Iron Giant, Iron Man, Israel, Italy, Jack-o-lantern, Jackie Chan, James Bond, Japan, JayZ, Jenga, Jesus Christ, Jimmy Neutron, John Cena, Johnny Bravo, KFC, Katy Perry, Kermit, Kim Jong-un, King Kong, Kirby, Kung Fu, Lady Gaga, Las Vegas, Lasagna, Lego, Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo da Vinci, Lion King, London, London Eye, Luigi, MTV, Madagascar, Mario, Mark Zuckerberg, Mars, McDonalds, Medusa, Mercedes, Mercury, Mexico, Michael Jackson, Mickey Mouse, Microsoft, Milky Way, Minecraft, Miniclip, Minion, Minotaur, Mona Lisa, Monday, Monster, Mont Blanc, Morgan Freeman, Morse code, Morty, Mount Everest, Mount Rushmore, Mozart, Mr. Bean, Mr. Meeseeks, Mr Bean, Mr Meeseeks, Mummy, NASCAR, Nasa, Nemo, Neptune, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nike, Nintendo Switch, North Korea, Northern Lights, Norway, Notch, Nutella, 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My biggest issue with Trump is probably the fact that he has had no prior political experience, went bankrupt 6 times and has many failed businesses, paid off a porn star to keep quiet, has over 24 harassment allegations, has had 2 articles of impeachment drafted against him, illegally contacted Ukraine to help him win re-election, has the most hours of golfing over any president, has done nothing to help our dying climate, botched the coronavirus response because he called it a hoax by the democrats instead of acting quicker, has never had an approval rating of over 45 percent, the whole Central Park 5 incident, thinks climate change is a Chinese hoax, told POC to go back to where they came from, throws meltdowns on Twitter, constantly retweets himself agreeing with himself, has had tweets flagged for misinformation, signed an executive bill regarding Twitter after his feelings got hurt, has increased our debt, hasn’t pulled out of any wars, adbandoned the Kurds, is really fat with a spray tan, has US pride at an all time low, has 10 cases of obstruction of justice per the mueller report, used George Floyd as an excuse to brag about job numbers, wanted to use violence against peaceful protestors, has done nothing to solve the wealth gap or poverty rate, has increased our debt, is fat and has an ugly spray tan, said he would date his own daughter, talked about fake treatments during a corona press conference, used to be an anti vaxxer, violated an official weather map with a fucking sharpie, all the shit in john Bolton’s book, said that cases would disappear if testing stopped, has a Vice President that can’t say “black lives matter” only “all lives matter”, falsely claimed there’s an AIDS vaccine, loves himself but has little empathy for others, is a complete asshole to reporters, made fun of someone disabled, the “grab by the pussy” thing, wanted to nuke a hurricane, thinks windmills cause cancer, has told over 19,000 false claims, talked more about him on a ramp than George Floyd, wants burning the flag to be a crime, called the coronavirus the kung flu, and has done nothing to help the average American.
Also the fact that he’s a lying, unqualified, draft dodging, gold star family disrespecting, POW attacking, US General insulting, racist, sexist, vulgar, confirmed sexual assaulting, trillion dollars to the rich tax cutting, own daughter creeping, wife cheating with a pornstar after birth of son and paying her off to influence a presidential election, $413 million dollar inheritance getting, teen pageant dressing room invading, baby and mother separating, breast feeding mother shaming, fat-shaming while being fat, 17 women accusing him of sexual assaulting, accusers are not attractive enough for him to assault implying, university student defrauding, bankrupt casino causing, kids cancer charity stealing, taped detailed accusation of rape of a minor having, wife-beating, popular vote losing, anti-vaxxing, Christianity-faking, publicist impersonating, tax dodging, friends’ wives pursuing, impeached, foreign aid bribing, 1/3 of the presidency golf playing, free press assaulting, Hannity coordinating, Cambridge Analytica using, Ivanka is a “piece of ass” approving, loan application asset inflating, historically low polling, college achievement faking, unqualified judge appointing, unqualified cabinet member appointing, foreign influence on our election welcoming, tax release avoiding, birther conspiracy spreading, Ukraine ambassador targeting, Russian money taking, Kurdish ally abandoning, soldier brain injury downplaying, full morning “executive time” taking, Epstein befriending, Putin bowing, Kim Jong Un praising, North Korean general saluting, US intelligence denying, tallest building in lower Manhattan after 9/11 boasting, congress obstructing, nuclear non-proliferation deal ending, Justice obstructing, unqualified daughter and son-in-law appointing, healthcare cut targeting, pedophile candidate supporting, trump tower Moscow denying, mail-bomber inspiring, 4 out of top 5 largest protests in US history causing, green energy stifling, clean water regulation destroying, healthy school lunch ending, climate change denying, congressional and judicial branch attacking, economy does better under democrats saying, Goldman Sachs appointing, food stamp removing, emissions standards lowering, press conference avoiding, emoluments clause breaking, longest govt shutdown record holding, Saudi Arabia nuclear tech selling, golf cheating, time magazine cover faking, El Paso mass shooter inspiring, paying legal bills for roughing up protestors promising, killed soldier “knew what he signed up for” saying, pardon abusing, scumbag.
Sources:
• ⁠lying, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/12/16/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/ • ⁠unqualified, https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/11/13587532/donald-trump-no-experience • ⁠draft dodging, https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/12/27/trump-vietnam-war-bone-spur-diagnosis/2420475002/ • ⁠gold star family disrespecting, https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/31/us/politics/donald-trump-khizr-khan-wife-ghazala.html • ⁠POW attacking, https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/18/424169549/trump-lashes-out-at-mccain-i-like-people-who-werent-captured • ⁠US General insulting, https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/01/17/trump-blasted-top-military-generals-as-a-bunch-of-dopes-and-babies-according-to-new-book/ • ⁠racist, https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/06/trump-racism-comments/588067/ • ⁠sexist, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50563106 • ⁠vulgar, https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/08/us/donald-trump-tape-transcript.html • ⁠confirmed sexual assaulting, https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/08/us/donald-trump-tape-transcript.html • ⁠trillion dollars to the rich tax cutting, https://budget.house.gov/publications/publication/gop-tax-law-showers-benefits-wealthy-and-large-corporations-while • ⁠own daughter creeping, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html • ⁠wife cheating with a pornstar after birth of son and paying her off to influence a presidential election, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43334326 • ⁠$413 million dollar inheritance getting, https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2018/10/04/the-new-york-times-revealed-how-fred-trump-funneled-413-million-to-his-son-donald-will-that-change-american-opinion/ • ⁠teen pageant dressing room invading, https://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/article/2016/oct/18/allegations-about-donald-trump-and-miss-teen-usa-c/ • ⁠baby and mother separating, https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/14/the-weekly/trump-immigration-border-separation-family.html • ⁠breast feeding mother shaming, https://www.parents.com/baby/all-about-babies/fighting-words-donald-trump-called-a-breastfeeding-mom-disgusting/ • ⁠fat-shaming while being fat, http://nymag.com/intelligence2019/08/trump-fat-shames-own-supporter-frank-dawson-new-hampshire-rally.html • ⁠17 women accusing him of sexual assaulting, https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/list-trumps-accusers-allegations-sexual-misconduct/story?id=51956410 • ⁠accusers are not attractive enough for him to assault implying, https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/10/donald-trump-insults-accusers-ugly • ⁠university student defrauding, https://abcnews.go.com/US/judge-finalizes-25-million-settlement-victims-donald-trumps/story?id=54347237 • ⁠bankrupt casino causing, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2016/live-updates/general-election/real-time-fact-checking-and-analysis-of-the-first-presidential-debate/fact-check-has-trump-declared-bankruptcy-four-or-six-times/ • ⁠kids cancer charity stealing, https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexande2019/12/23/best-stories-of-the-decade-how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/ • ⁠taped detailed accusation of rape of a minor having, https://www.snopes.com/news/2016/06/23/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit/ • ⁠wife-beating, https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/documenting-trumps-abuse-of-women • ⁠popular vote losing, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-lost-popular-vote-hillary-clinton-us-election-president-history-a7470116.html • ⁠anti-vaxxing, https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/449525268529815552?lang=en • ⁠Christianity-faking, https://www.kentucky.com/opinion/op-ed/article216494035.html • ⁠publicist impersonating, https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/05/13/donald-trump-people-magazine-washington/84333614/ • ⁠tax dodging, https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/2/17929774/donald-trump-tax-evasion-fred-trump-new-york-times • ⁠friends’ wives pursuing, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-sex-friends-wives-are-book-claims-true-michael-wolff-fire-fury-white-house-bannon-a8142011.html • ⁠impeached, https://time.com/5552679/impeached-presidents/ • ⁠foreign aid bribing, https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49800181 • ⁠1/3 of the presidency golf playing, https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/12/30/nearly-third-days-hes-been-president-trumps-visited-trump-branded-property/ • ⁠free press assaulting, https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/10/29/18037894/donald-trump-twitter-media-enemy-pittsburgh • ⁠Hannity coordinating, https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emmaloop/sean-hannity-trump-allies-mueller-memos-fox-news • ⁠Cambridge Analytica using, https://www.wired.com/story/what-did-cambridge-analytica-really-do-for-trumps-campaign/ • ⁠Ivanka is a “piece of ass” approving, https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376 • ⁠loan application asset inflating, https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/27/business/donald-trump-buffalo-bills-deutsche-bank.html • ⁠historically low polling, https://theweek.com/speedreads/890683/trumps-approval-rating-pace-lowest-ever-among-independents-gallup-poll-shows • ⁠college achievement faking, https://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherrim/2019/02/28/heres-why-donald-trump-doesnt-want-anyone-to-know-his-grades-or-sat-scores/ • ⁠unqualified judge appointing, https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/confirmation-expected-for-another-unqualified-trump-judge-pick • ⁠unqualified cabinet member appointing, https://www.latimes.com/local/education/la-me-eli-broad-opposes-devos-20170201-story.html
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Comprehensive Feedback on PvZ3

Hi. Just as the title says, this is my comprehensive feedback. I have spent many, many hours pondering and writing these ideas. I have tried my best to give substantive suggestions; not just what is wrong, but also how to make it right. Lastly, note that I primarily focus on the negative things here, because those are the ones requiring change. There are plenty of good parts to this game as well.
Hope you enjoy!
A common theme throughout this article will be ways to encourage players to use a diverse set of plants. Let's kick this theme off with my first suggestion: Let us have more than 6 slots. By restricting the number of plants I can take, you discourage me from upgrading a variety of plants, because I know I won't end up having enough space to take other plants anyway. Either give us 8-9 slots and remove switching plants in Stage 2 completely, or keep it at 6 but let us change plants Stage 2 everywhere, including the tower.
Feedback on the arena.
I enjoyed the arena in the Pre-Alpha release. There definitely was a lot of strategy involved, and I say this as a person who got #1 in Ultimate Birthday. Unfortunately, there are huge problems now. Right now, the arena is more about grinding than finding proper strategies. This is why I'd strongly suggest implementing a mechanism by which, if you are about to pass someone in your leaderboard, you are highly favored to get matched with that person. It's only fair to have to face someone directly if you want to be ranked above them. If you implement this, the arena will finally again be about who has the best strategy.
Another problem is that when winning against someone with even a couple hundred trophies less than you, you only get 5 trophies, but if you lose, you end up losing too many. I have seen someone lose over 400 trophies in 1 game. Please cap the number of trophies you can lose per game at 50, and make sure each win gives at least 15 trophies.
I suggest that if you beat your opponent's score by, say, 35%, you should get double the trophies you would have earned if you had won with a smaller margin. A tiny win should not give the same number of trophies as a huge win.
It would be great if we could have a league-wide leaderboard, where your highest score in the arena for the week would be displayed. Naturally, the people who got the highest high-scores would get some sort of a sweet reward.
It would be cool if we had an arena streak like the one in PvZ2. It would also be great if we had a separate global weekly leaderboard ranking everyone in a league by their high scores.
Finally, I would like to mention that if I were in charge of the arena, I would completely rework the system. You see, trophies are not really a measure of skill. What is a better measure of skill is winrate. There's a problem though; a player who won their first match would have a winrate of 100%, which is the same as someone who won 50/50 matches. Clearly, the algorithm should rank the latter above the former. The mathematically rigorous way of ranking by winrate is to add 1 to the denominator. So then the former player would have a winrate of 1/2, which is much lower than 50/51. If you would like to learn more about the mathematics of why adding 1 is the right thing to do, you can watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8idr1WZ1A7Q&feature=emb_title
Anyway, I would then have the algorithm match you with people with similar winrates, calculated in this way, and then the leaderboard would rank people by these winrates.
Alternatively, you could keep the trophies and match people in the following way. First, calculate the percentile of the number of trophies you have. Maybe you have 2k trophies, and say that currently puts you in the 1.7th percentile of trophies. Then you will get matched with a random person with a score in the top 1.7% of scores. Then the number of trophies you earn depends on the percentile ranking of the opponent's score. For example, if you get matched with a person with a score in the 1.6th percentile, maybe you get 20 trophies, and if you get matched with a person in the 0.6th percentile, you will get something like 60 trophies.
Clubs
I am the leader of the club "The Rockers", home to many of the best players. But I have trouble screening players before accepting them because you cannot even see the level of the players applying. Please let us see the levels of the players who apply.
Also, there should be a way that leaders can directly message the people in their clan. I need this feature to ask after the inactive people in the club so I can screen who to kick.
It would be fun if there were "Club Events". One type of event would be a specific hard level. After a member beats the level, the club gains 1 point. At the end of the event, everyone who participated would get a reward based on the total number of points the club earned. I personally think the level should be a conveyor belt level where everyone has the same level plants.
Another type of event would be the club battle. Each club should have a "Club Power," which is the sum of the levels of all players in the club. In a club battle, two clubs with a similar Club Power would be matched against each other. The "Club Score" would be the sum of all the scores each player earned on a specific level. The level would be an endless mode styled level, with each wave getting harder and harder. The winning club would be the one with a higher Club Score. Then all players in the winning club can collect a specific reward.
Gameplay
I feel like games are too short right now, especially in the arena. In Silver Donut, I was playing 5 games in 8 minutes. It was extremely repetitive. With longer games, and stronger final waves, more strategy would be involved, and players wouldn't have to play the same game 100 times over, since each game takes longer, meaning everyone would end up playing fewer games.
Also, I'm not going to lie... the game is not in a good place when one can complete the whole tower in 1 week. This is mostly due to 3 things that should be addressed.
STALLING. Just don't kill the last zombie in Stage 1. Keep it eating something like a Wallnut. Meanwhile you can fill the board with plants. Address this by cutting off the production of sun 45 seconds after you are down to 1 zombie.
RESTARTING. If you restart your game in the middle of a tower level, you restart the level for free. Address this by causing a life to be lost if you restart the game mid-level.
POTATO MINE. Makes too many mines with PF. Make its PF upgrades sometimes increase damage of the spawned mines.
Plants & Zombies & Buildings
There's a mechanism in place that makes freeze/chill/push/stun plants obsolete. When the zombie level is 4 or more levels above the plant, the freeze/chill/push/stun part of the plant is severely reduced. For example, if you give PF to a level 10 Wallnut, a level 16 zombie gets pushed like 1/2 a title, instead of 4 tiles. This is a great way to trick players (you see one description and another thing happens), and it's also a great way to all at once ruin Pushywillow, Chard, Buttercup, Snowpea, Kalestorm, Kernel Pult, Butternut Squash, and Ragweed, as well as a bunch of PF&Taco abilities. The only way to use any of these plants throw all our coins at seeds for one of these plants, which is the exact opposite of what you should be trying to encourage. Please get rid of this absolutely terrible mechanism and make these plants useful!
Starfruit is pathetic. Zombies are barely ever in it's range. Maybe a zombie is in its range for 5 seconds and then it's not any more! Either double the damage of Starfruit or make it cost 3 sun.
Gravitree has potential but again, its range is too small. You can't protect it with Wallnut because if you do, its apples don't go far enough to do damage. Double its health to compensate. I'd also suggest that it can hold 3 apples in orbit after growing once, and 5 after growing to full size.
Gloom shroom has the same problem as Gravitree. Change the length of its range in its lane to that of Bonk Choy's
Why does a tacoed Bonk Choy's uppercut not create a fireball?
Lighting Reed is truly pathetic. It basically just tickles zombies, and it's expensive tickling with a cost of 6 sun! Either double its damage or make it cost 3.
Blockbuster also just tickles. It needs to get double damage.
Chomper should do the same damage as Squash.
Lemon-Aid is a good plant, but 3% extra speed per upgrade is just not enough. 5% would be fair.
Wall-nut's extra health from its Taco-Ability does not scale with Wall-nut's overall level, quickly making the extra health obsolete. Garlic has the same issue, and maybe Dogwood, but it might just be visual for Dogwood. I think I remember Kernel Corn also having this problem (the plant is not in this version.)
What does Nightcap's Taco Ability do?? I don't see anything happen even though the shadow barrier is supposed to be 100%.
Caramel Popcorn should cost the same as Kernel Pult.
Peashooter... I know it's a basic plant, but why is it always so weak in every game? I propose a radical ability. You know how common plants start at lvl1, rares at lvl 3, etc? Well Peashooter's base level could be the level of the lowest leveled common plant (other than Peashooter itself.) For example, say that all my common plants, other than Peashooter, are at least level 3. Then my Peashooter would automatically have a base level of 3. Say I then upgrade Peashooter twice. It would then become lvl 5. But now say I upgrade all the other common plants, so that every other common plant is at least lvl4. Then Peashooter's level would automatically be increased to 6! This would encourage people to upgrade a variety of plants.
Fairy Ring Mushroom is too strong. It also is too similar to Gloom Shroom. It would be fair to make it only be able to attack in the rows above and below it (and in particular, not on its row).
Kalestorm is too weak because you can only play 1. I suggest that it should throw snowballs down 3 adjacent lanes, but only 1 snowball per lane.
Blackberry is not in this version, but I remember it needing a serious buff due to it attacking zombies at the back while being eaten. Increase its base damage by 50%.
Dog walker should interact with Dogwood somehow! I suggest the 2 dogs just start barking at each other... in particular, Dog walker should stop advancing when it hears Dogwood's bark.
In terms of overpowered zombies, I'm looking at Jetpack and Drone. Levels with these guys are just way harder than other levels. This is in large part because of a lack of strong lobber plants early on. Move Melon to an earlier floor and decrease Jetpack and Drone's health by 20%.
Sunbather Zombie just doesn't absorb enough sun to be a problem. Either increase the rate of sun soaking by 30% or do something more radical... decrease the rate of sun soaking by 20% but make it so that you don't get the sun back once you destroy the sun absorber.
Pizza Delivery Zombie should not be able to throw pizzas over trees. Instead, it should attempt to throw pizzas at trees, but the trees should be immune to the pizzas. This would encourage people to use trees (Dogwood and Gravitree). Similarly, Plunger Zombie and Pitchfork Zombie should both attempt, and fail, to use their abillties on trees. Lastly, King of the Grill gargantuar should only be able to toss trees backwards one tile at a time.
Similar to Sunbather, Crossing Guard needs to use his ability 30% more often. I'd also like to see it be able to put multiple cones on one zombie.
Safe Cracker is not in this version, but it was too weak when it was around. Their health is just too low and Wall-nut destroys them. Increase their bite damage to that of Imp's.
Firewall zombie is weak. It could be the perfect opportunity to get people to use plants like piercing plants or plants that attack backwards. Make the firewall actually burn plants, doing massive damage, and increase its speed by 20-30% so it can actually reach your plants without getting, say, squashed. But make it extra susceptible to plants that bypass the firewall by cutting the health of the zombie coding the firewall in half.
As for buildings, Your House is extremely weak. Why would I spend 4k coins upping it from level 3 to 4 just for 1 more (usually common) seed per 1.5 hrs? To make matters worse, it is the only generator building which does not stack the resources it produces. Make the number of seeds it produces per hour double with each upgrade (lvl 1 should just give 1 seed), and make the resources stack before maxing out 9 hours later.
The Bank was nerfed crazily this update. Considering that all coin costs were reduced, it would be fine, but also the time before the resources max out and stop stacking was reduced to 4 hours. That is down from over 8 hours before. Let people have a proper night's sleep and increase the time before coins max out to 9 hours.
Last but not least in this section, here are some ideas for new plants, zombies, and buildings:
Double Mint: 9 cost Legendary shooter. Shoots 1 leaf every 2 seconds. Leaves have a base damage of 120 (so its base displayed damage per second is 60, the same as Fairy Ring.) Leaves can hit as many zombies as there are in the lane. When a leave hits a zombie, its damage doubles. For example if there are 3 zombies in Mint's lane, the first one would take 120 damage, the second 240, and the third would take 480. Mint's PF would be to send some number of needles down each lane, and the needles would come from both ends of the lawn and go both forward and backward. Mint's taco ability would be to increase the damage exponential rate, i.e. taco level 1 would make each leave triple its damage upon impact with a zombie, and taco level 2 would make the damage quadruple, etc.
Taco Tree: 7 cost Legendary tree. Its ability is best explained with an example. Say you have two lobbers in play, side by side. Then you can plant the tree on then, like you plant Cob Cannon over 2 kernel pults in PvZ1. Taco Tree would then give a taco to all lobbers. And if you planted it on 2 scrappers, it would taco all scrappers, etc.
We need more support plants, especially since they are really good at creating synergies, and synergies can really add strategy to the game. Here are some ideas.
Blooming Hearts: 4 cost Epic Support. Plant this on a plant. Each time that plant damages a zombie, the zombie takes 50% more damage. For example, if you buff a level 1 peashooter with Blooming Hearts, then a zombie would take 10,15,20... damage per pea. This works best with fast attacking plants.
Coffee Bean: 4 cost Epic Support. Plant this on a plant. Each time that plant destroys a zombie, Coffee Bean increases the speed of the next 3 attacks by that plant by 100%. Each upgrade to Coffee Bean increases the speed buff by 20% (so a level 9 bean would buff by 260%.)
Ra Zombie: Double the cost of all your plants. Base health: 40. The ability is not additive, e.g two Ras would not quadruple the cost of your plants. This would help discourage players from relying on a single, expensive plant, like melon.
Overstuffed Zombie: Heals itself to full and adds a base of 500 health every time it destroys a plant. Also doubles its bite damage. Base health: 1000. This is to discourage players from just spamming walls.
Hungry Zombie: When you play a Plantfood, it steals one of your Plantfoods. It will stick around and steal one of your PF even if the plant's PF ability destroys it, similar to how Shakespeare Zombie sticks around. Food once eaten is gone forever; it does not return your PF even when destroyed. This is to discourage players from just relying on Plantfood to complete most of a level (which was my tower strategy.)
Headless Zombie: When this reaches a plant, it puts that plant on its neck, and that plant starts attacking your plants, like in Zombotany from PvZ1. Base health: 190. You must do enough damage to destroy the plant on its neck before you can damage the zombie itself.
Pig Zombie: Eats all projectiles which would have damaged this by at least 10% of its original health. Instead of taking the damage, it heals itself by that much. Base health: 250. For example, if you shoot a 24 damage projectile at it, it would take the damage like any other zombie, but if you shot a 25 damage projectile at it, instead of losing 25 health, it would gain 25 health. This would encourage players not to spam their coins on upgrading a single, powerful plant, because high level plants would shoot high power projectiles.
Windmill: Building. Gives you a 1 time use Blover. Blover blows away all flying zombies, but also can now blow walking zombies backwards. Upgrades would increase the blow time.
Mine: Building. Gives you 2 gems per hour, which stacks for 9 hours. Upgrades increase the number of gems produced in the same way as BBQ Stand.
Mountain Peak: Building. Gives you an Ice Shroom, which freezes all zombies for a given, upgradeable amount of time.
Casino: Building. Gives you a specific, upgradeable chance of doubling a reward when you collect it.
Gym: Building. When you play a plant, this gives you a specific, upgradeable chance of having that plant recharge instantly.
Pricing & Levels & Seed Requirements
Plants that are unlocked later in the tower end up having a much lower level than those unlocked early. This encourages people to just ignore those later plants and use the earlier unlocked plants. Fix this by implementing a feature that is unlocked on floor 20. This feature allows future plants to instantly be leveled up to the average level of plants of that type. For example, if the average level of my common plants is 5, the next common plant I unlock will instantly be leveled up to 5. This feature also encourages players to level up plants that have a low level, because low level upgrades are cheap, and every upgrade increases the average by the same amount. Note that I am not saying to change the base level (the base level is level 1 for commons, level 3 for rares, etc), so to level that lvl 5 common plant to lvl 6, you would still need the normal number of seeds, 20, not 8.
After playing a breakout battle, you occasionally get a deal to spend gems for seeds. The price for 1 epic seed is 22 gems! That's way too much. Even 10 gems per seed is too much... for example, to get an epic plant from level 8 to 9, you need 20 seeds, which would cost 200 gems! Make it 6 gems per epic seed, or less.
The cost of refreshing a store deal with gems is too much. You could just wait 6 more hours, and then you would refresh the deals automatically, and you could watch 5 ads to refresh the deals 5 more times! Consider skeleton keys or gloves. There, you spend 20 gems, and you get the equivalent of 5 ads. So either keep the refresh cost at 25, but make it so that you can immediately watch 5 more deal refreshing ads afterwards, or cut the cost of a refresh to 5 gems.
Level 5 Taco Ability and PF Ability cost too much. It takes over 6 times as many coins to get from PF/Taco level 4 to 5 as level 3 to 4!
Store pinatas are waay too expensive! A silver pinata for 100 gems?? It's so easy to get those from The Star Tree! A silver pinata should cost 20-25 gems. Why is this fair? Well, consider that you can summon a breakout for 20 gems, and the seeds & coins earned from the breakouts are usually already more than a silver pinata! That is not even considering the stars earned, which will get you a Silver Pinata from The Star Tree! So clearly, summoning a breakout is a better deal even if the silver pinata costed 20 gems. Similarly, if you do the math, you will find that a Gold Pinata should cost about 60 gems, and a Turbo-Outrageous should cost about 250 gems.
If you add up the total number of seeds you need to get a common plant to level 20, you get 2845 seeds. For rares, it's 1345. For epics, it's 895. For legendaries, it's 670. So the ratio of common:rare:epic:legendary seed drop rate really should be about 12:6:4:3. Adjusting for the fact that there are only 2 legendary plants and slightly more common plants than others types, the ratio turns into 16:10:6:1. Right now, it's about 80:22:7:1. That means that commons and rares eventually completely outstrip the other types. In the beginning, the more exotic plants are higher leveled, since they start that way, so low level pinatas don't need to be changed. However, higher level pinatas should give seeds in a ratio more akin to 16:10:6:1.
Now, in the store, the price of seeds shouldn't depend on the number of plants of that type in the game, so the ratio should be the 12:6:4:3 ratio. According to this ratio, and other considerations such as the fact that it's too easy to level up common plants right now, I'll give you what I think would be a fair price of seeds from the store. The cost of each common seed in the store should be 30. Each rare should cost 65. Each epic should cost 90. And each legendary should cost 150.
Breakouts
Breakouts are a seriously dumb grind. You concede matches until your breakout strength is negative, and then you can just breeze through them with your eyes half closed. Here's a suggestion on how to make breakouts less boring.
Make the "base strength" of a breakout the same as your current team power. Then you can modify the strength by adding or subtracting 100 from the breakout strength. Whenever you add or subtract 100 strength from the breakout, you add or subtract 1 star from what you will earn once you beat the breakout. If you don't modify the strength at all, you will get 3 stars per win.
For example, say your team strength is 781, and say you increase the z strength 6 times. Then the breakout strength will be 1381, and if you manage to beat it, you will get 9 stars.
Events
Currently, the events are too easy to complete and give too few rewards. Also, there are too few events, and the events are all too similar and not at all interesting to complete. Here are some suggestions for more interesting events.
This is one of my favorite ideas. I strongly recommend implementing "Plant Events." Each plant has its own 1 day long event where the following occurs:
A. When you select the plant to be in your team of 6 plants, it increases its level to 2 above that of your highest level plant that you did not select. This is perfect for encouraging people to leave behind their highest level plant and try out new plants.
B. Upgrading the plant and buying its seeds in the store will cost 20% less coins during the event. Nothing is like a sale in encouraging people to spend and try out the plant!
C. Every store refresh will have that plant for sale, so if people want to spend and try out the plant, they can!
We could also have "Building Events." Each building could have its own event where it doubles its abilities for a day.
Quests
Quests don't currently exist in the game, but I think they would be perfect for encouraging diversity! We could have a 10 part "quest" for each plant, like PvZH has for each hero. The quests would grant rewards for getting a plant to a certain level, or using the plant in a certain way. For example, for Aloe, there would be "The Aloe Quest." Part 1 could be "Unlock Aloe. Reward: 200 coins + 10 gems." Part 2 could be "Level Aloe to 8. Reward: 1k coins + 30 gems." Part 3 could be "Plant 10 Aloes beside Puff Shrooms. Reward: 10 Aloe Seeds +10 gems." Part 4 could be "Level Aloe to 11. Reward: 2k coins + 20 gems." Part 5 could be "Plant 20 Aloes beside Buttercups. Reward: 20 Aloe seeds + 20 gems." Part 6 could be "Buy 50 aloe seeds from the shop. Reward: 80 gems." Part 7 could be "Level Aloe to 14. Reward: Gold Pinata + 40 gems." Part 8 could be "Chill 100 zombies with Aloe's Taco Ability. Reward: 50 Aloe Seeds." Part 9 could be "Level Aloe to 17. Reward: Spectacular Pinata + 50 gems." Part 10 could be "Level Aloe to 20. Reward: Turbo-Outrageous Pinata + 3k coins + 50 gems."
It would also be cool if we could have quests that keep track of, and give rewards for, the total number of trophies we have earned, the total number of points we have scored, the total number of stars we have collected, the total number of gems&coins&flasks&sauce we have earned.
Thanks for reading! Let me know what you think in the comments below.
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[Online][LF2M][Pokémon Tabletop United Homebrew][GMT+1] Long Open Campaign in a new region

Hey!
I am looking for 2 more players who are willing to venture in a new (and large) Pokémon region. We will be using homebrew rules/mechanics, that expand from the Pokémon Tabletop United 1.05, and provide a sense of immersion, specially made to the region in this unique adaptation and take of the lore surrounding the Pokémon universe/franchise of the games/manga/anime. We are aiming for Saturday afternoons, exact hour is still being debated. But before I go any further, I'd like to introduce the region itself, just so people may have an idea of what it stands for:

Welcome to Oberg.
A region divided, yet united, under the same banner. A region with many cultures and traditions, that have inspired many faiths along the millennia in many other nations and kingdoms of the world! A region which has inspired artists to create wonders of fiction and worlds of magic. Yes, surely one with its own celebrities and art. A peninsula to the northeast of the Kalos region, where the ocean meets the Baltisch Sea. A land of mountains to the south and grasslands to the north. Flower fields and windmills to the northwest and many forests all around. After all, two of the most famous forests in the world exist here, the forbidden Gaesmere Forests and the cursed Black Forest!
But Oberg is also a region of progress, of industry. The capital of Angu is but a host to many corporations and cultures of the world. One of the largest industrial areas of the world also exist within the region to the west, one who has sparked debates in the last few decades. The region also hosts a large University, which provides an entire experience for the young adults who wish to find a place for themselves in this world. But even if you just wish to spend a vacation in this land of fairies and dragons, fun can be had at the heart of the region. Oberg may have many monuments but it also has a large casino, with a Pokéathlon, and an theme park that illustrates the tales of this region.
It is the year 2034, 31st of August.
35 Years after the success of Team Rocket's mad science of being able to clone Mew. 32 Years after the attempts of resurrecting that criminal faction. 27 Years after two cults almost brought back the Primal Gods. 21 Years after Team Plasma proposed a vision that hid a much greedier purpose. 16 Years after beasts, from other dimensions, nearly invaded Alola completely. 15 Years after the Dragon Lord saved the region of Hoenn from a meteorite. 12 Years after the wild claims that Arceus had appeared before humanity, but also obfuscated by the threat of genocide that came from within Kalos. Lastly, 10 Years after Team Plasma tried to bring forward what appeared to be a new Ice Age.
These were the most recent events. And here we are, in Oberg. It does not matter if you are from this region or an immigrant, this is where your journey will begin. What you decide to do with it is up to you! It's a brand new world to explore, with new Pokémon and myths you probably never seen or heard before. It matters not if you desire to be a Pokémon master, a worldwide superstar, a professoscientist/doctor, a member of the International Police, a Pokémon Top RangeOperator, a criminal, a strong leader of your own faith or any other ambition or title. This region has a place for you!
September is coming and it is the perfect month to begin an adventure, so good luck out there, no matter which of the nine Tribes (states) you are from or settled in!

With that said, there are a few things that I, as a DM/GM, require from those that accept this:
- Commitment and Patience. This is a long campaign, with homebrew mechanics that are still being tested. While I won't demand my players to learn every mechanic from the get-go (that's insane, even I'm terrible at memorizing every single one of them), I do ask my players to be aware of the world they are in. You can't possibly roleplay without knowing the lore and that's why there's a homebrew handbook to read before even making a character. Which brings my next requirement:
- Roleplay and Immersion. I want to engage with characters that feel real. We know this is Pokémon, a world of complete fiction and certain superficiality. Still, this doesn't mean that we can't make characters that have more nuance into their persona. Interact with the NPC's as you would with any other character, because they are supposed to be real people in your character's perspective. In short, yes, "Heavy Roleplay".
- New Roleplayers. While this is admittedly not the most "new player friendly" campaign out there, I am willing to have new Roleplayers. They must be eager to learn however, which means they perhaps need to be more dedicated than the more experienced. It will help immensely if you are already a Pokémon fan in this case, since the lore of this franchise can overwhelm those who have absolutely no idea what they are getting themselves into. This is definitely for the tenacious and not for those who seek instant gratification.
- Friendliness. This is, of course, something we all want from each others. We are here to have fun, most of all. However, what might be fun for someone might not be amusing for others! Obviously what I mean is: be nice, honest and respectful towards other players and the DM/GM. This is going to be a long campaign so it is best for everyone if we all get along and try to enjoy each others' company (or else it's a colossal waste of everyone's time and patience).

If you still feel inclined to join, this assuming that you believe that you are the type of player me and my friend are seeking for the campaign, be sure to either post here or send me a PM with your discord so that we can have an interview through voice.
Thank you for reading and hopefully I'll see you soon!
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ULTIMATE ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK THREAD.

In 2019, a major war between Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio is raging, and the entire city of New York has been converted into a giant maximum security prison. When the MTA is hijacked by fat upstate cats and ceases to operate well, your sanity is taken hostage by a myriad of high pressure stresses. The asknyc mods, former Special Forces soldiers turned criminals, are recruited to develop a fool proof plan help you...Escape from New York city

Quickies

A cute downtown harbor area with a number of bars and restaurants and beautiful colonial architecture. The train station is right downtown and mercifully the post road is farther north" taarok
Cold Spring is on the Hudson and is a quaint river town with good hiking on nearby trails and "mountains".
See below for a tiny write up from weizenbock
"Indoor Water parks!" tmm224

"Mount Airy Lodge, where all you have to bring is your love of everything." timspc

"There's also a casino and a shooting range in the area. My friends took me away for a birthday weekend. Very affordable. Very fun." ravelight

If you're willing to go a little further than 3 hours (more like 4 or so) It's a nice college town with lots of good restaurants and shops and has a lot of cool hiking trails with waterfalls nearby. It's also located at the bottom of one of the finger lakes with a bunch of wineries to go wine tasting at along the lake. u/drjimmybrungus
"it's a spa town. If you're an American history buff, the Battle of Saratoga took place about 15 minutes outside of the present-day town." chengjih

Adirondack Trailways Bus , plenty of B&Bs to choose from, quaint city with a bunch of options for side-trips. carpy22
Lenox and Great Barrington are nice, great dinner spots, hiking outdoor activities, plus museums like the Mass MOCA and the Norman Rockwell museum for indoor adventures. Chesterwood is a fantastic outdoor sculpture park with light hiking and outdoor installations, and Tanglewood for amazing music (mostly classical) if they haven't yet closed for the season. lizzyism
"1.5-2 hours by car. Worthington State Forest is a good campsite with shower. Hike Red Dot Trail for a good view, or Tammany Trail. Kayaking in the river is fun, too." consuellabanana
There is an old motel there which you can walk up the hill to. The rooms were built in the 50s and are kinda small but most have views of the Hudson Valley. Also, it's a discount place so ask for a remodeled room (room 39 is very nice) and there are bunches of great restaurants in the area. I think you can get discounts from Hotels.com for the room. You can spend a day walking around the city of Peekskill. Great bookstore, old shops, art district etc. If you want, you can hop a train for a side trip to a number of smaller towns and cities like Sleepy Hollow. Anonymoustard
1:30-1:50 from city- Take the NJ Transit train down to Long Branch. From the station its a short walk east to the beach and Pier Village. Make sure to take a stroll to hit up the Windmill, Max's, Surf Taco or The Inkwell for lunch, Lighthouse for ices. Good bars w/ local crowd on Brighton Ave. Beginning Memorial Day weekend, you can also change trains in Long Branch and head down to Asbury Park. Walk down Cookman Ave. to the Boardwalk & beach area. You can do this out-of-season as well but it's quiet and trains run less frequently. sokpuppet1
"For hiking / picnicking. Also possible to get a bus from NY17 on the other side of Harriman at Arden Valley Rd. Hike from Bear Mountain Inn to that point on the Appalachian Trail is ~25 miles." frankiepoops
Ferry from Wall Street Pier 11 to the Highlands and taking a quick Uber to Donovan's in Sea Bright (in the summer). Beach bar and easy to get to/from. Can be a day trip! Flaythemall
Drive down Seven Lake parkway and choose whichever lake suits you best. Some have sectioned off swimming areas, and the first lake tends to be the most crowded, but further down the parkway is usually quiet. If you can manage to get up during the week, it is virtually empty. There are a few lakes that have some tucked away little coves that are good for swimming, though it is not allowed and park rangers will yell at you if they see you (or so I have heard...personally, never ran into one). Its about 1.5 hrs outside nyc. roboecho
Storm King, the largest outdoor sculpture park, is great. It's an easy drive, about an hour and half. Then you could possibly continue on to Peekskill (~30min from Storm King) and have drinks/snacks at the Peekskill brewery. And I love Hudson Valley, great restaurants/scenery and lots of nice charming towns to visit like Milton, the aforementioned Peekskill, Cold Spring, or Kingston are all worth checking out. Read this NY Times article. And if you're going up this weekend, you might be able to get tickets to the "Jack O'Lantern Blaze" at Van Cortlandt Manor in Cronton-On-Hudson. Check out these pics. You could visit the Culinary Institute in Hyde Park and get a meal at one of the campus restaurants staffed by the students. Bear Mountain is another nice outdoorsy getaway OIlberger
Really nice grounds for the kids to run around, you can all tour the old house(where if I remember right they have a mummy) and there's a planetarium. Also on Long Island you can go to Sagamore Hill which is Teddy Roosevelt's house. Its pretty cool to tour since he was an avid hunter. FirstLadyofBeer
" The Martz Bus is frequent and convenient. carpy22
"Historic downtown along the Hudson, the home of Uncle Sam." carpy22
I love Nyack! I live here now actually. You can get there by taking the Metro North to Tarrytown and then take the Hudson Link across the River.
Lots of little shops and restaurants. On the weekends there’s lots of bikers around. Monthly there’s a pretty big street fair that garners a lot of visitors.
Strawberry place is the best for breakfast (cash only). UP Lounge or OD’s for dinner. The Local or Karma for drinks.
Piermont is very close (biking or cheap bee distance). They have cute stores and restaurants. You can rent kayaks and kayak in the Piermont Marsh, or walk out on Ferry Road which is the furthest you can get to the middle of the Hudson without being on a boat or ferry. nakedrottweiler

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Subreddit Stats: perth top posts from 2012-09-15 to 2019-11-07 00:07 PDT

Period: 2608.35 days
Submissions Comments
Total 999 50332
Rate (per day) 0.38 19.29
Unique Redditors 669 6432
Combined Score 243042 331979

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 7465 points, 1 submission: BOBtheman2000
    1. Recently, I shitposted my way onto the news. This is my story. (7465 points, 279 comments)
  2. 5923 points, 16 submissions: Agent641
    1. Who do you call when youre stuck? (2262 points, 346 comments)
    2. Stealing from the pharmacy (sort of a wholesome story in a round-about way) (405 points, 36 comments)
    3. This is William, my supervisor. He makes sure I rake the leaves in perfect concentric circles. Im sure it has nothing to do with all the bugs I'm uncovering (356 points, 40 comments)
    4. You may know about the swan, the duck, the meth pipe, and the soul of the late Robin Williams, but did you know we are all just a ball of yarn for this cat? (323 points, 26 comments)
    5. Way to go, Bunnings Harrisdale, I just wanted to build some cabinets but now I'm inspired to build a viking longship and invade Northumbria (304 points, 49 comments)
    6. Perth Police (WAPOL) corruption at Crown Casino (293 points, 95 comments)
    7. After the storms - River mouth breached at Guilderton (264 points, 24 comments)
    8. PSA: It's going to be a very hot day this christmas in Perth, so make sure you bring your doggos inside in the AC, give them plenty of water, and make them wear silly hats (254 points, 19 comments)
    9. The colour difference in my front and rear dashcams' anodized aluminium face after 2 years in the WA sun. They started out black. (240 points, 26 comments)
    10. So I finished my new counter top (222 points, 69 comments)
  3. 3930 points, 20 submissions: His_Holiness
    1. The West Australian covering only the most important news stories (363 points, 136 comments)
    2. City of Perth approves 3-hour free parking on weekends and public holidays (347 points, 84 comments)
    3. Cars could be banned from the heart of Northbridge on Friday and Saturday nights under a proposal from the City of Perth (246 points, 79 comments)
    4. The Court responds to calls to make the pub safer for gays by painting another rainbow (239 points, 144 comments)
    5. Euthanasia: McGowan Government to introduce assisted dying bill next year (223 points, 16 comments)
    6. Nightclub Predator Mark McGowan (222 points, 7 comments)
    7. The Perth Zoo family has expanded with the arrival of a strong, healthy male giraffe calf yesterday (208 points, 14 comments)
    8. Mark McGowan threatens to go it alone on climate, saying WA could develop its own policy (205 points, 60 comments)
    9. People power saves Northbridge favourite Picabar as new lease signed (182 points, 22 comments)
    10. A committee made up of WA MPs from Labor, the Liberals, the Greens and Nationals has called for voluntary assisted dying to be legalised in WA for terminally ill patients. Only one MP on the committee - Lib MP Nick Goiran - provided a dissenting opinion (179 points, 19 comments)
  4. 3295 points, 12 submissions: flippingtimmy
    1. Took me over 20 trips to Dryandra Woodlands, but finally, I have my Numbat. (517 points, 36 comments)
    2. WA Woodlands can look pretty magical at sun up. (460 points, 33 comments)
    3. A young Numbat I met yesterday at Dryandra Woodlands. (421 points, 17 comments)
    4. Finally got around to creating this image of the bush on a foggy morning. (295 points, 16 comments)
    5. 8am Saturday at Dryandra Woodlands (263 points, 20 comments)
    6. Why do the Quokkas get all the press? Tammar Wallabies are pretty cute! (253 points, 21 comments)
    7. Oil Rig Off Cottesloe at Dusk. (210 points, 18 comments)
    8. Look at where we get to live. Taken near Wandering, WA. (205 points, 18 comments)
    9. Some colour for the Winter days - Taken at Baigup Wetlands in Bayswater (193 points, 14 comments)
    10. Coast Road at Night. (180 points, 25 comments)
  5. 2769 points, 11 submissions: Aussierob78
    1. Good morning folks! Whatever you have planned, have a great weekend! (373 points, 25 comments)
    2. Hyde Park is looking amazing, so many autumn colours! (345 points, 23 comments)
    3. Why do two trips when this is more exciting?! Mitchell Freeway Sunday morning (321 points, 71 comments)
    4. Perth - Date Unknown (Pre 1988) from Kings Park (284 points, 27 comments)
    5. The Regal at night (271 points, 13 comments)
    6. Found on FB Marketplace in Perth... (227 points, 33 comments)
    7. Polaroid photo of the suspended lights in Enex 100 (212 points, 2 comments)
    8. Sunrise in the pine plantation, Old Yanchep Rd (210 points, 14 comments)
    9. That's no blue blood moon... (198 points, 9 comments)
    10. Sunrise this morning at Lake Joondalup (176 points, 14 comments)
  6. 2051 points, 10 submissions: Muslim_Wookie
    1. Nice one WAPOL (344 points, 27 comments)
    2. RESET THE COUNTER, THE BRIDGE HAS BEEN HIT AGAIN. I REPEAT, THE BRIDGE HAS BEEN HIT AGAIN (267 points, 111 comments)
    3. Teachers of WA, thank you. (220 points, 68 comments)
    4. Yo it's raining, suck it you heat lovers! IT'S WINTER LOVER TIME TO SHINE! (206 points, 48 comments)
    5. Not strictly Perth related, but shout out to our Indian and Pakistani residents, hope things calm down and your families are safe and sound. (203 points, 74 comments)
    6. Why are chemists allowed to peddle bullshit "therapies"? (180 points, 140 comments)
    7. Bob Hawke has passed away (179 points, 57 comments)
    8. Almost car jacked moments ago next to City West (159 points, 51 comments)
    9. Fuckwits build what they want, complain when council trolls them back (154 points, 93 comments)
    10. Disgusting advertising in the Sunday Times - worthy of a complaint to Advertising Standards IMO (139 points, 70 comments)
  7. 1989 points, 10 submissions: CarrAndDrone
    1. Our backyard is pretty spectacular (354 points, 27 comments)
    2. Less than an hour's drive from Perth CBD (258 points, 23 comments)
    3. Sunset over a local country pub (Westonia Tavern) (242 points, 22 comments)
    4. Sea of Gold (206 points, 22 comments)
    5. Overhead shot of bowls at the local bowling club (203 points, 18 comments)
    6. Colours of the Wheatbelt (155 points, 16 comments)
    7. Shades of Blue, North Mole Dr - Fremantle (155 points, 22 comments)
    8. Took this photo out near Moora this afternoon (151 points, 12 comments)
    9. Dowerin's pink lake does not disappoint if anyone is looking for a road trip (139 points, 26 comments)
    10. Perth is pretty awesome (126 points, 14 comments)
  8. 1813 points, 7 submissions: warmind14
    1. Bluff Knoll goodness. A nice clear day for it 🤙 (509 points, 23 comments)
    2. Yesterday's eerie fog (350 points, 5 comments)
    3. Good luck getting this to happen in Perth, let alone Australia. (291 points, 65 comments)
    4. Some Swan River goodness this morning. (196 points, 10 comments)
    5. Windan Bridge this morning. Not a breath of wind. (179 points, 8 comments)
    6. Kitty Hawk-class aircraft carrier USS Constellation CV-64, turning around in the harbour at Fremantle, Australia.[1024 × 809] (159 points, 49 comments)
    7. I'm glad that's over! (129 points, 21 comments)
  9. 1576 points, 9 submissions: littleblackcat
    1. Amazing vibe at the Wallabies v All Blacks game tonight (277 points, 60 comments)
    2. the best glitch I've ever seen on this sub (or reddit as a whole) (204 points, 23 comments)
    3. Happy Father's Day Dads of /perth!! (203 points, 61 comments)
    4. Art Gallery of WA toilets: a review (177 points, 60 comments)
    5. My experience with Transperth (losing my smartrider) (152 points, 59 comments)
    6. I need some (Perth related) dating advice (150 points, 84 comments)
    7. I present you a double whammy of 2016 nostalgic times. (142 points, 74 comments)
    8. PSA, if you shop at Chemist Warehouse, consider alternatives due to ongoing industrial action (136 points, 113 comments)
    9. Police to crackdown on ‘aggressive’ roadside window washers (135 points, 107 comments)
  10. 1557 points, 8 submissions: Moondyne71
    1. Bell's Falls at Bells Rapids. An amazing spot right on our doorstep. (310 points, 13 comments)
    2. Perth Population in 3D. (243 points, 27 comments)
    3. Since WA windmills are this weeks theme, here is mine. No canola, just the red dirt of the Pilbara with Karajini in the background. (230 points, 15 comments)
    4. Bell's Rapids. Very wet v very dry. (186 points, 30 comments)
    5. Good work Startrack, good work. (167 points, 37 comments)
    6. Swan River in flood looking towards the city. (151 points, 8 comments)
    7. Geoff Parry stands on a box when reporting. (140 points, 41 comments)
    8. Commissioner acts to give WA Police body-worn cameras (130 points, 64 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. Agent641 (7458 points, 455 comments)
  2. CyanideRemark (6599 points, 821 comments)
  3. aussiekinga (4929 points, 444 comments)
  4. Captain-Peacock (4314 points, 571 comments)
  5. metao (3830 points, 387 comments)
  6. Grub-37 (3758 points, 429 comments)
  7. Muslim_Wookie (3583 points, 977 comments)
  8. littleblackcat (3260 points, 613 comments)
  9. produrp (3192 points, 293 comments)
  10. Perthguv (3163 points, 561 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. Recently, I shitposted my way onto the news. This is my story. by BOBtheman2000 (7465 points, 279 comments)
  2. Who do you call when youre stuck? by Agent641 (2262 points, 346 comments)
  3. Rapture Nightclub denies drink spiking. (not my screenshot) by xSmartalec (1543 points, 339 comments)
  4. Classic by Dannohuddo (1041 points, 100 comments)
  5. Spotted today flying over Perth. by Kiaora_Aotearoa (1027 points, 70 comments)
  6. Only this sub will know who this man is by michael14375 (924 points, 139 comments)
  7. Thank you - amazing girl in northbridge by Hey_its_me_your_mum (798 points, 38 comments)
  8. Cape Naturaliste last Monday evening. Spent an hour watching a pod of dolphins trying to tame the huge swell. Managed to catch this fella going for broke! by oooweeeee (749 points, 33 comments)
  9. Found this amusing by keepshootingfilm (721 points, 30 comments)
  10. The climate protest be poppin off by Satch- (718 points, 231 comments)

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  4. 349 points: Agent641's comment in Born and raised in Perth but never knew that London Court existed
  5. 342 points: mandahm's comment in Rapture Nightclub denies drink spiking. (not my screenshot)
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